Debunk Da Bunk

The stunning Cinderella Scientific made her unexpected debut at the giant Earth Ball. She did this despite the desperate efforts by the gang of step people to leave her home all alone. The rebranded, twenty-first century evil step-mother is now the matron Royal Elitist. It was Elitist offspring, the ugly step-sisters, Hadley Hider-Jones, Penny Stick-Mann and the smutty Pompy Pachauri, who together, ripped up Cindy’s gown and left her covered with bunk.

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But then the Godmother Nature buried the kingdom in a blizzard beyond belief. The phrase, ‘Cold cruel world’ has a new meaning you know, when the power is blacked out and you’re in waist deep snow. Childhood fairy tales did more than just entertain the youth, they conveyed the basic didactic lessons in truth. In this world there exists good and evil, truth and lies, and the moral strength to differentiate between those absolutes.

Familiarity Breeds Contempt

Maybe we are all too familiar with energy. Perhaps a half century of coal fired steam power, followed by a full century of an internal combustion and electrically powered society have made us complaisant. It’s easy to take for granted, what you’ve had for so long. There are those claiming to be ‘naturalists’ who seem to have under estimated the societal value of the great natural gift of combustion. Perhaps a prolonged series of blizzards is what it will take to restore reason to those weird green meanies. Just let them try one long winter of warming themselves with ice crusted windmills and snow packed solar panels. They’ll soon appreciate even the ancient stone stove, fired with the reliable twigs and dried dung of yore. It is more than poetic justice that Washington windbags and their Ivy League mouthpieces are now suffering thru the unpredicted, history breaking winter of discontent. Mother Nature has responded to the ‘warmest decade in history’ with a powerful sense of irony. Thankfully, this snow-scape is shared by those Nobel nitwits, who’s warming award was gifted to grifters. This winter Britain will break all temperature records since 1714. It might have broken even more centuries of records, but Gabriel Fahrenheit had not invented the thermometer before then. Freedom and capitalism have delivered humanity from the short painful life of the past to a near magical abundance in just a few centuries. But with bounty there always come thieves. There are those who believe, that our rags to riches are theirs when they please, and that we will soon be, sack-clothed peasants back on our knees. Today’s robber barons wear Savile Row suits, they trade worthless paper for trunks of our loot. Their jig is up, for we are all hip, it is time for us to give them the slip. The reason that fairy tales and reality so easily mix, is that we learned all life’s moral lessons by the time we were six. The happy ever after ending we will all soon see, will be Cinderella ‘charming’ Prince Public with ease. The Earth Ball will be rockin-an-rollin with funk, to the beat of the Earth Band playin ‘Debunk Da Bunk’. And those evil step-people who stood in Cindy’s way ? They’ll be returned to Frosty Manor in their new pumpkin sleigh. So, why torture the warmist with this twisted tale ? They never learned to ‘share with others’ that well ! Happy Valentine’s Day !