-- Satire --
As the world mourns the death of the most notorious potty mouth of the past two centuries, it might be educational to hear the Eulogy of George Carlin in his own words.
I rather suppose such a eulogy would be rated PG and might read something like this:
Dear Ladies, Gentlemen:
We are gathered here today to pay respects and say our final good byes to George Carlin, one funny "m###########."
George taught us to laugh, he taught us to cry, and he taught us how to "p###" into the wind without giving a "s###" about who might get wet.
George taught our sons that there is more to life than a "c###" with big "t###."
Now it is time to return George to the Lord for final disposition.
Take this "C#########" home, Lord, and may his final words live forever: "F###" the FCC!
Amen and be blessed
John W. Lillpop is a recovering liberal. “Clean and sober” since 1992 when last he voted for a Democrat. For years, John lived in the San Francisco Bay Area, the very liberal sanctuary city which protects, rather than prosecutes, certain favored criminals. John escaped the Bay Area in May and now lives in Pine Grove California where conservative values are still in vogue.
