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Gosh, who will help you budget responsibly? Why, Barack Obama!

By Dan Calabrese ——--April 3, 2013

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You know how it is. You're trying to make a smart, responsible budget, but it's hard! And you just wish that someone would come along who is really good at making responsible budgets and can show you how to do it right. Well cheer up, Bunky! We've got just the guy, and he's ready to swoop in and show you how it's done. It's this guy! Right here:
Gosh, who will help you budget responsibly? Why, Barack Obama! That's right. A White House proclamation says Obama and company are going to teach you to do what they do so well:
My Administration is dedicated to helping people make sound decisions in the marketplace. Last year, we partnered with businesses and community leaders to roll out new public and private commitments to increasing financial literacy. We released a new financial capability toolkit to help schools and employers as they launch their own initiatives. And with our College Scorecard and Financial Aid Shopping Sheet, we are working to give families clear, transparent information on college costs so they can make good choices when they invest in higher education. Together, we can prepare young people to tackle financial challenges -- from learning how to budget responsibly to saving for college, starting a business, or opening a retirement account.
Isn't that great? By doing things the Obama way, you can spend less than you take in and rack up savings! And who better to teach you how to start a business than Barack Obama? Because he's started so many, and he has so many people in his administration who have started businesses. Say, speaking of scorecards, what was that number again on the "savings" Obama has compiled as president? About $6 trillion? Wait, what did you say? That's $6 trillion in new debt, and he hasn't saved any money at all? Oh well. All the more reason the rest of us had better save, because someone's going to have to pay for the "savings" we've gotten from Obama budgeting. Learn wisely, friends!

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