"Romper, bomper, stomper boo. Tell me, tell me, do. Magic Mirror, tell me today, have all my friends had fun at play?"..Romper Room T.V. Show
While reading the articles and watching videos of the so-called "useful idiots" occupying cities across the U.S., one has to start viewing them in the context of the Toys R Us jingle, "I Don't Wanna Grow Up, I'm A Toys R Us Kid." They parade around using their "toys" to tweet, text, email and take pictures while demanding others pay for their education, give them a job and free health care and rail against the very system that made their "toys" available to them. There must be a lot of proud parents out there.
The old Romper Room T.V. show featured a "Miss Someone" leading a group of four and five year olds who were taught to be "Do-Bees", complete with a magic mirror that identified the "Do-Bees". The group leader has been replaced with the likes of Michael Moore, Sean Penn, Al Sharpton, Susan Sarandon, Cornell West, etc., but the message remains the same; be good little "Do-Bees and earn a pat on the head.
Mr. Rogers Neighborhood featured the "Land of Make Believe" and the catchy tune "I'm Proud of You". Obama and the crew guiding their "useful idiots" through the land of make believe seem to be leading a rousing version of "I'm proud of you, I'm proud of you. I hope that you're as proud as I am proud of you. I'm proud of you. I hope that you are proud". Trash a park; we're proud of you, defacate on police cars and other public property; we're proud of you, don't bathe; we're proud of you, utter idiocies; we're proud of you. Certainly gives pride a whole new meaning.
Then we have the "twinklers". In watching this complicated (sarcasm intended) series of hand gestures, I haven't yet figured out whether they are miming those old childhood favorites :Twinkle, Twinkle, Little Star" or the "Itsy Bitsy Spider". The kids I grew up with would have made life miserable for anyone known as a "twinkler". It should also be noted "down came the rain and washed the spider out".
For the repetitive "human mics", April 19, 1993 must resonate as July 4, 1776 does for we adults in the room. It's the day Elmo began repeating words on Sesame Street. Nice to know 18 years later this profound event lives on. Unfortunately. the so-called "smart people" don't seem to grasp just how ridiculous they look and sound. Oh well, it's good for a laugh.
The Howdy Doody Show, asked of the Peanut Gallery, "Hey kids, what time is it?" The response here should be time to grow up, get a job and start taking care of yourself, but alas, the protesters most resemble the Scarecrow from the Wizard of Oz lamenting "If I Only Had A Brain"
