Iranian Grand Poo Bah and American Politics

So it looks like Iranian Grand Poo Bah, Mahmoud Ahmadinejad is flapping his gums again, predicting that the Jewish state is about to be wiped from the map and that the fall of the great Satanic power the United States is about to occur with the countdown of the annihilation of the emperor of power and wealth is ready to occur. While Chuckles held the podium, he also announced to the world that he foresees the new" Sex in the City" movie to win big time at the Golden Globes, predicts the Jets blowing out the Rams at the next Super Bowl and a huge Zeppelin tour in 09.

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If Barrack Obama wins the Democratic presidential as expected today, will it be the end of Hillary Clinton politically? Not a chance as the wily and tough former first lady will stay in the wings for the next four years and emerge as the front runner and favorite in the 2012 campaign. You just know that by the end of his first term that McCain will be spending more time changing his hairstyle than on foreign policy, and Obama will have a q rating lower than Eric Estrada after his upcoming loss to the Senator from Arizona in the November elections. Always being concerned about the aesthetics of the office, am I the only one who thinks that Bill Clinton would make for the homeliest first lady in the White House since Eleanor Roosevelt? All kidding aside though, if Hillary loses the primary and has to go back to the hum drum life of being a mere senator, how tough to you think existence will be for the "Arkansas Horn dog". Could you imagine the sniping and nagging that poor Bill would have to endure from Hillary. Life for the former President would be worse than having to sit through a 24 hour Rosie O'Donnell Show marathon. Their life would become about as frosty as a Dairy Queen freezer in December and even though I hope I'm wrong I think the Union has about as much chance of winning as the Yankees did at Bull Run. I really am glad that former child star and Academy Award winner Tatum O'Neil has come clean about her drug bust last weekend in Manhattan, where she got nailed trying to buy some crack off some scumbag dealer. After the initial bull that she was researching a role (Ah, those method actors!) she finally admitted that she was despondent over the loss of her dog a few weeks back and needed some relief from her pain. I have seen poor people, my deceased brother included, who absolutely suffered to cope almost daily with the setbacks that only everyday life can offer and my heart goes out to the struggling talented actress. My prayers are with her. Just finished watching the Pittsburgh Penguins back from behind, triple overtime 4-3 win over the Detroit Red Wings in game 5 of their Stanley Cup showdown, and all I can say is where I can get some nitro glycerin pills. This is what playoff hockey is all about and for the first time in years I am truly excited in the post season NHL. Now if they could only get Don Cherry to tone down the flamboyancy of his suits a little bit. Don is a great guy and a great Canadian, but what's next with those outfits? Just another hockey tidbit that I'd like to share with all of you. Even with Ron Wilson at the helm the Leafs are going to suck big time and will be hard pressed to win 20 games this year. I never thought I would miss Harold Ballard so much almost 20 years after his passing. At least the old guy could keep us entertained when his hockey teams couldn't. Unless Cliff Fletcher puts on a wig and red nose between periods at the ACC, being a Leaf fan is not going to be a load of laughs next season. Took a month off to work on my new book, The Poles, which is coming along really well if I have to say so myself. Missed you guys and this column a lot and look forward into getting back in trouble almost immediately. If any of you hear or see anything that I may be interested in writing about, please feel free to contact me at broadcaster@mail.com Until next time