Jimmy Carter- Peanut Farmer to President-too Pitiful!

But then the problems would arise. Would we have a male First Lady? Who would dance with the president at the inaugural ball—I guess anyone of either sex. If Clinton was the nation’s first black president, isn’t is possible that the metrosexual we have in office now could declare himself gay and really solidify the liberal base for 2012? After all Michelle not only wears the pants but I’ll wager she’s the one with the balls in the family! What would this declaration do for the number of Bath Houses in Chicago? We probably have had a gay president somewhere along the line. If not, I’ll also wager that the Pinks will be busy now resurrecting the charge that Lincoln or Buchannan or some former president was as light in the loafers as Barney Frank. But Jimmy Carter isn’t new to outrageous statements or politically charged comments. He’s trying desperately to ingratiate himself to every whacked out far left special interest in desperate hope of leaving a lasting legacy. Well I suffered under the Carter mistake through unemployment, double digit inflation and interest rates, and the Iran hostage crisis. The only thing left for Jimmy to do now is attend his own presidential state funeral. However, a queer in the White House would also have an interesting effect on our popular culture. Since outing is IN and Hollywood works hard at presenting “gay” as normal, maybe we would see a decrease in the attempt to portray every other family on TV with gay tendencies as the real America. Maybe what used to be normal would become the new “queer” and audiences would actually start being entertained by reruns of Ozzie and Harriet. Imagine the comedians who presently attack conservative ideals. Would they unleash a barrage of gay bashing humor? Would this usher in a new era of political incorrectness? Boy, the problems with having a fop in the White House—he might go around bowing to foreign leaders, and using Teleprompters at every speaking engagement. He might, by virtue of his position, cause many to out themselves. It’s interesting that we have the GOP Log Cabin Republicans boldly standing by their sexual preference, but for much of the Democratic Party the gay agenda is hidden like so many earmarks in thousands of pages of legislation. Don’t get me started on “pages”. So, Jimmy, now that you’ve unleashed another opinion worthy of historical note, could you please put a lid on it until they put a lid on you?