By John Burtis ——Bio and Archives--December 6, 2023
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Before I begin I need to add this caveat about the current dangers afoot in our great land which dog those who hurl unpleasant adjectives toward the members of the ruling Democrat camarilla, Joe Biden with a nod to his highly successful surviving son. Hunter Biden has made notable fortunes in Ukrainian oil and gas, domestic hedge funds set up with Chinese money and in the creation of fine art.
Douglass Mackey, a humorist, was just sentenced to seven months in prison for daring, despite the cautions he overlooked from friends, to post a joke about the 2016 Hillary Clinton campaign and those who still supported her after she approved the sale of a whole lot our uranium to Bill Clinton’s manager of collections in Canada, Frank Giustra. Frank shortly afterwards sold our uranium to Rosatom at a profit. The oligarch who owns the latter is a close friend of Vlad Putin, unless he has fallen out of a high rise window during this latest Russian gravimetric pandemic, the country’s current strong man and the reigning czar who has been smashing Ukraine to pieces for almost two years due to perceived social slights.
In any case, Mackey's printed quips that those in Hillary’s camp were not veritable Einsteins but near-simpletons engendered nothing but trouble for Herr Mackey, despite the slew of constitutional amendments the prosecution violated in bringing these charges and then nailing him on such a thin beef. Perhaps the current SCOTUS will recognize and correct this folly, but you never know. It’s Joe Biden’s America now and Barack Obama permits no public slights of any Democrats, innocent or guilty, without a swift comeuppance.
The prosecutorial overreach as enumerated above has me hiding in a newly discovered tunnel by Hamas here in the New Hampshire woods on this snowy evening because of my writing.
Over the years, since I first started to notice John Kerry’s growing inanity following his filmed exploits in Vietnam and his receipt of four Purple Heart medals for aches, pains and cuts (Unfit For Command: Swift Boat Veterans Speak Out Against John Kerry, available at leading bookstores), I have seen him morph from a simple but earnest and modestly attired St. Paul’s School boy living in his beat up auto between wives while desperately in search of Easy Street to gaining his “Live Shot” moniker for his microphone hogging at every reachable incident in The City on a Hill while upgrading his duds, to wit Boston, and on to his current iteration as "America's Climate Tsar to Planet Earth” while sporting bespoke suits, shirts, neckties and shoes.
Today, those with spacious homes in, or who are occasional visitors to Davos, including Bill Gates who either invented or paid others to concoct his wondrous lab meat which has no nutritional value and'll take the credit for it, worship John the inveterate soccer ball tosser for his uniquely intoned pronouncements and his tricks with the blather.
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When it comes to insensate blather, Kerry’s years as “Live Shot” have a great deal in common with John’s word salad now employed on the gravity of the current climate situation.
(See my article at Canada Free Press entitled White Noise from 2006 for one of my takes on our reigning Climate Tsar before he ascended to the throne.)
To make a long story shorter, Bill Gates, Kerry’s Davos’ buddy and registered fat cat, has gone into the laboratory grown meat business by supplying the tons of dough such a laboratory eats up and Bill has demanded that Biden’s government support his venture, thus bankrolling him and putting honest working folk on the hook for his out of pocket expenses. John Kerry is the Davos go-to guy charged with wrecking the hamburger industry because of its endpoint among the plebes and kulaks populating America.
John Kerry has embraced this phony meat because fellow fop from the now failing ESG crowd, Jeremy Coller, another acolyte of toy or pretend meat, recently claimed that meat and dairy companies had failed to reduce emissions, despite their claims saying they had. Coller said that our food system, read ‘animal husbandry’, emissions “represent an estimated third of greenhouse gas emissions and 40% of methane.” Coller, from his rooftop temple where he receives messages directly from on high and from Larry Fink the ESG guru via his Blackberry, will tell the hated farmers just how to adjust to the freakish weather conditions related to global warming, reduce bovine flatulence and lower the emissions produced by fertilizers, food waste and the farms' occupants.
It is possible that 'Uncle Sap' will commit to adopting these ridiculous recommendations. Any Democrat worth his, her or non-binary salt will always adhere to even the most expensive or smallest codicil of an agreement adopted without the senate’s approval, especially one designed to destroy another US industry like oil and gas, fossil fuel electric generation, and gasoline powered SUVs. Think back to the hazy crazy Paris Accords, signed in a back room by then Kaiser Obama done without the necessary legal nod from the Senate but which were trumpeted by the far left and their slavish broadsheets like the NY Times and WaPo as being cast in granite and another stroke of Barry Soetero’s utter genius.
Kerry stated that food system emissions would “cause another” eight degrees of warming by 2050 just as his complicated theory concerning Arctic ice disappearance, increased atmospheric CO2, Gillette Right Guard™ deodorant, the tilting axis of global rotation and curved light rays due to the Earth’s mass combined to demonstrate that the poles would be ice free by 2013. Kerry has explained that mayonnaise farms must also decrease their disturbing emissions of CO2. However, he made no mention of that vast mayonnaise empires bound to Heinz, much of which is owned by his wife, Teresa, just as he has indicated in the past that bottles of Heinz Ketchup had no economic advantages to his adopted family. “Would that it were,” he nattered when queried about Heinz by one Howie Carr of Boston about his making money from ketchup.
Maggie Wood Hassan, now a Marxist/globalist US Senator from my state and a long time Bill Clinton and Kerry supporter, tartly described the then Mr. Kerry as, “... crisper and stronger."
To top it off, John Kerry may have acquired a wig, a men’s hairpiece, or, in the vernacular of his hometown of Boston and particularly in Southie, a “carpet” or a “rug". These bits of flummery, or as as so often described in Harvard’s undergrad elocution class, “a festooned flounce," are often denoted by a succinctly different color of human tresses or coarse horse hair, found in the more affordable varieties. The shock of mane is then combed down and sprayed flat to insure that static electricity doesn’t cause its individual hairs, equine or otherwise, to float upwards. See: A Beginner’s Guide to Wig Maintenance and Styling, According to the Pros.
This is John Kerry at his level best. Though a bit more flaccid beneath his new carpet than he was below his naval dress white cap, he's still at large and working to destroy our values and nation while further distending his ego and reputation while doing the bidding of Biden’s new Soviets.
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John Burtis is a former Broome County, NY firefighter, a retired Santa Monica, CA, police officer. He obtained his BA in European History at Boston University and is fluent in German. He resides in NH with his wife, Betsy.