Just in Case You Don’t Have Enough Trudeau News

Hey, somebody in the Liberal Party accidentally emailed me a copy of Justin Trudeau's itinerary for the next few months. Thought I'd share it: Justin Trudeau campaign itinerary:

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• October 29 – New York - Attend labour negotiations between NHL and Player’s Union, so that idealism and youthful energy can end hockey lock out.
• November 2 -- Ottawa -- Talk to CBC producers about casting for planned bio pic, tentatively titled: “Justin Trudeau: The Most Impossibly Handsome Canadian”
• November 5 -- Organize the hordes of once apathetic but now inspired and energized youthful Canadians into obedient legions.
• November 8 – Winnipeg – Raise funds for leadership campaign by turning base metal into gold.
• November 11 – Regina -- Take day off to re-charge charisma.
• November 13 -- Edmonton -- Bask in media adulation.
• November 19 -- Calgary – Announce detailed policy platform. (Ha, ha just kidding.)
• November 25 --- Red Deer -- Wear Stetson and smile adorably.
• December 2 – Vancouver – enter city via chariot drawn by four snow white stallions.
• December 15 – Victoria – visit local restaurant – order sizzle without the steak.
• December 25 – Montreal -- Join the world in celebrating my birthday.

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