Justin Trudeau’s shameless giveaway plan is incoherent, unnecessary and frankly embarrassing

Quick, someone tell Doug Ford: Now’s your chance to secure federal billions for a tunnel under Highway 401.

I kid, I kid. But it is hard not to escape the extremely Fordian air of the emergency policies announced on Thursday afternoon by Prime Minister Justin Trudeau. A $250 one-time vote-buying cheque? Liberals were mocking the Ontario Premier’s plan for $200 handouts, right up until they decided to steal the idea. Instead of its euphemistic title of Working Canadians Rebate, they might as well have called it Our Last Shred of Dignity. -- More...

(Justin Trudeau's Ego) -- Today, while touring a grocery store for my photo ops, I knocked over a case of beer.

Obviously, I just walked away.

I would never be caught dead cleaning up something I spilled, because the taxpayers pay my servants to do that for me.