Michael Bloomberg probably not running, so Hillary will just have to grab your guns herself

A few weeks ago, we heard from DNC chairwoman Debbie Wasserman Schultz. She was hoping that Former New York City Mayor Michael Bloomberg would abstain from a rumored 3rd party presidential bid. There was no need for it, she said, because Hillary Clinton would take care of the issues that were important to him. (Video below) The issues Bloomberg cares about are, in descending order: Gun Control, gun confiscation, large sodas, and too much salt on the table in restaurants. As the founder of the "Everytown" organization, Bloomberg has become the nation's most prominent gun-grabber, and he evidently feared that Hillary just isn't quite stringent enough when it comes to restricting the 2nd Amendment.

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The issues Bloomberg cares about are, in descending order: Gun Control, gun confiscation, large sodas, and too much salt on the table in restaurants. As the founder of the "Everytown" organization, Bloomberg has become the nation's most prominent gun-grabber, and he evidently feared that Hillary just isn't quite stringent enough when it comes to restricting the 2nd Amendment. Bloomberg wanted a candidate who could match his anti-gun fervor - someone who hated guns with the kind of crazed zeal you normally only see during a voodoo ritual or a Clinton visit to pedophile Island. Apparently, he's decided that Wasserman Schultz is right, and Hillary fits the bill.

NEW: The odds of Michael Bloomberg running for president are “very, very low – almost zero,” source tells @jonkarl. pic.twitter.com/h9UxbF023L

— ABC News (@ABC) March 1, 2016

It looks like, from now on, Bloomberg is trusting Hillary to enact all of the draconian gun-control measures that he'd set his heart upon. Conservatives would do well to remember that in November. Given the American people's extreme reticence when it comes to further firearm restrictions, we're willing to bet the Democrats won't want to remind them that Clinton has Bloomberg's wishes "well cared for."

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