Famous for his many prophetic quatrains, Nostradamus was fond of writing them after imbibing in a few good bottles of Merlot. Hence, not only are thousands of his “predictions” simply nonsensical, his so-called prophecies are so weird that anyone can attach some meaning to them if they also have a few bottles of wine!
With each New Year we get the mad monk’s take on why this year is going to be really, really bad. And 2012 is no exception. (Lest we forget the media has also bought into the Mayan Doomsday predictions for 2012. Makes one wonder how prophetic a bunch of “Indians” really were if they couldn’t foresee their entire population and culture being wiped out.)
So, to put your minds at ease and to offer you some unbiased predictions, prophecies, and prognostications, allow me to give the Oracle at Delphi, the Mayans, and Nostradamus a run for their money with my top 10 predictions for 2012!
A presidential hopeful will tell the truth about the US economy and entitlements and will be quickly forgotten by most Americans and even the press. I’d mention his name, but you’d forget it anyway!
Tensions and simply stupid policies in the Middle East will see gas prices rise to near $5 a gallon, which will create a surge in sales of motorized skateboards.
Texas continues to do well economically and seriously considers seceding from the rest of the US.
Newt Gingrich, considered by many a genius, during a routine physical exam is found to be an animatronic device stolen from the Smithsonian.
Rick Perry, after a poor showing in Iowa and New Hampshire, returns home to run for president of a newly forming country.
Barack Obama completes his 123rd round of golf after taking his 2,756th Mulligan.
Mitt Romney tries to bond with Middle America by making Ten Dollar bets on the outcome of primaries being held in flyover states.
Barack Obama signs an Executive Order to ban the US constitution (wait- that may have already come to pass)
The “Occupy” Movement brings America to a standstill as they occupy every public restroom across the USA.
Americans turn out in droves to remove Obama from office after he suggests that we change our monetary motto to “In Allah We Trust”!
Dave Macy (aka: Dave Deppisch) spent 30 years as a conservative talk host on a variety of stations in markets like Atlanta, Nashville, Toledo, and Ft. Wayne. He was drawn out of his profession into the ministry and now serves as an associate pastor. He preaches several times a year and is also available to bring his unique style of common sense conservative talk along with his faith in Jesus Christ to any setting that is looking for a speaker with humor, common sense, and Christian values.
He is the author of DoubtFreeLiving.com,and has been privileged to speak at CBN and appear as a guest on World Harvest TV.
