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Spinning a tale of implied obstruction

Mueller investigation wasn’t a fishing expedition, it was a safari



Mueller investigation wasn’t a fishing expedition, it was a safariDemocrats don’t see President Trump as a witch or even the enormous fish (arms spread wide to emphasize its size) that got away. House leadership and the deep state operatives have always seen their nemesis as big game to be tracked, shot, delivered to the taxidermist and rendered into a trophy to hang in the Capitol rotunda. This wasn’t a fishing expedition. It was a safari… but the Big Bwana Robert Mueller III failed to snare his quarry. Not for lack of effort pursuing, setting traps and ambushing his prey did he fail to bring down the target. The special counsel and his entourage followed every trail, planted decoys and laid false spoor to corner their victim without success.
Mueller’s quarry was wary of the hunting party’s every advance and eluded capture by doing the opposite of what his stalkers expected. Staying in the open, surrounded by his parade, the target answered every baited call with a slew of trumpets, providing all evidence of his presence and activity for the last three years. Even so, every shot went awry, managing only to peg outliers in the herd. Still, the big game hunter came back empty-handed and disappointed. That didn’t stop Mueller from unrolling a saga of his monumental exploits, how he doggedly tracked and tricked his quarry but couldn’t deliver the trophy. As his excuse, he created a fiction for the press that a president couldn’t be charged with a criminal offense while in office. Spinning a tale of implied obstruction without ever supplying proof, Mueller tried to justify his wild goose chase with “…If we had confidence that the president clearly did not commit a crime, we would have said so. We did not, however, make a determination as to whether the president did commit a crime.” The big bwana straightened his safari jacket and left the podium denying defeat but finally giving in by tossing his elephant gun to the expedition’s hapless porters, those House democrats left to carry his water. Moral of the story? It takes more than a passle of asses to bring down a bull elephant. And… there’s a reason why a herd of elephants is sometimes called a “memory.” They don’t forget.

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Former newspaper publisher, A. Dru Kristenev, grew up in the publishing industry working every angle of a paper, from ad composition and sales, to personnel management, copy writing, and overseeing all editorial content. During her tenure as a news professional, Kristenev traveled internationally as a representative of the paper and, on separate occasions, non-profit organizations. Since 2007, Kristenev has authored five fact-filled political suspense novels, the Baron Series, and two non-fiction books, all available on Amazon. Carrying an M.S. degree and having taught at premier northwest universities, she is the trustee of Scribes’ College of Journalism, which mission is to train a new generation of journalists in biblical standards of reporting. More information about the college and how to support it can be obtained by contacting Kristenev at cw.o@earthlink.net.


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