WhatFinger


They're hiding in it, you see

Nancy Pelosi's vision for border security: Let's mow the grass along the border!


By —— Bio and Archives--February 21, 2018

American Politics, News, Opinion | Comments | Print Friendly | Subscribe | Email Us

Nancy Pelosi's vision for border security: Let's mow the grass along the border!
Nancy Pelosi really doesn’t want to see that wall built.  She’s got an army of very angry illegals following her around, and if she doesn’t pander to them in just the right way, they start yelling. Nancy finds yelling upsetting, even if she can yell louder than anyone. So, to appease her base, she’s decided to offer an alternative to building a wall.

That alternative is…mowing the grass along the border.

According to Pelosi, all the tall grass along the US/Mexico border is making it hard to spot illegals, and that’s why they’re able to sneak in

Yes, really.

That’s right.  According to Pelosi, all the tall grass along the US/Mexico border is making it hard to spot illegals, and that’s why they’re able to sneak in.  If we get rid of the grass, we’ll solve our problem.

That’s great news.

Thanks, for that Ms. Pelosi.



Continued below...




CFPSubcribe

Only YOU can save CFP from Social Media Suppression. Tweet, Post, Forward, Subscribe or Bookmark us

Robert Laurie -- Bio and Archives | Comments

Robert Laurie’s column is distributed by HermanCain.com, which can be found at HermanCain.com

Be sure to “like” Robert Laurie over on Facebook and follow him on Twitter. You’ll be glad you did.


Commenting Policy

Please adhere to our commenting policy to avoid being banned. As a privately owned website, we reserve the right to remove any comment and ban any user at any time.

Comments that contain spam, advertising, vulgarity, threats of violence and death, racism, anti-Semitism, or personal or abusive attacks on other users may be removed and result in a ban.
-- Follow these instructions on registering: