Over the last month or so, people have wondered about Obama's ...priorities. Actually, that's not true. We've been wondering about them ever since he went MIA during Benghazi. Lately, though, the President's choices have been getting more and more erratic. From his decision not to go to Paris, to his refusal to meet with Prime Minister Netanyahu, it's becoming pretty clear that Obama has some interesting ideas about how he spends his time.
Now, he's letting us know what he thinks is really important - by setting aside some time for "GloZell Green."
Wait. What's that? You don't know who GloZell Green is? Well, if that's the case, I'm about to tell you. Then, you can spend the remainder of your time on Earth pining for the innocent, untroubled, salad days when you weren't aware of her existence.
This is GloZell Green taking what is apparently called "the cereal challenge."
Allow us to warn you that not only is this "not safe for work," it's probably "not safe for human consumption" in any way:
Largely because of this clip - and her trademark green lipstick - GloZell has become a YouTube celebrity. She has over three million subscribers to her YouTube feed and, yes, Obama had no trouble setting aside some time for her. Because they matter so, so, much, she and two other such "celebrities" have now interviewed him.
Here's a clip of their historic encounter:
This is the person that the leader of the free world thinks is worth his time. He's outraged by Netanyahu and completely disinterested in the Paris march, but GloZell Green - a woman famous for bathing in tub full of Froot Loops - is a top priority.
I'd say this is pathetic but, frankly, it's getting exhausting. So, instead, let's let MSNBC explain why Obama would do this:
Yep. You heard him. Barack Obama, the 'smartest President ever' and the most powerful man on the planet, "needs these YouTube personalities more than the YouTube personalities need the imprimatur of the White House."
That, ladies and gentlemen, is simply the saddest thing I have ever heard.
