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Norks announce their nuclear missiles ONLY aimed at U.S. oh, and we’ll be able to root against them


By —— Bio and Archives--January 9, 2018

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Norks announce their nuclear missiles ONLY aimed at U.S
As you know, I’m bummed that Russia has been booted from the 2018 Winter Olympics. Sure, their athletes are finding a variety of ways around their country’s embarrassing drug-related ban, but it’s just not the same. Fortunately, we’ll have another global enemy to root against.

After a “historic” meeting between North and South Korean diplomats, Kim Jong Un has announced that the ridiculously named Democratic People’s Republic of Korea will be sending athletes, reporters, and cheerleaders to the Pyeongchang games.

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The Olympics kick off February 8th and, if you need a reason to boo whenever the Norks hit the ice, maybe Reuters has something that will help. Apparently, the United States has the distinction of being the only country on Earth at which Bowl Cut Jr. is currently aiming his nuclear arsenal.


Oh. They’re not going to nuke their black market partners in China and Russia? I’m shocked.



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