Podesta occupies the "twin canoes"

It can be easily and clearly said that John Kerry, the inveterate private jet jockey and the abject slave to the Davos fat cats, has lost his lustre when one considers that Biden never retires a fellow knave unless it’s for honesty.

John’s life can be viewed as a sin wave, where it began in his wildly fictive teach in before the leading Democrat bright congressional lights as the leading Winter Soldier. There, Kerry said that our GIs had, “...taped wires from portable telephones to human genitals and turned up the power, cut off limbs, blown up bodies, randomly shot at civilians, razed villages in the fashion reminiscent of Chingghis Khan, shot cattle and dogs for fun, poisoned food stocks, and generally ravaged the countryside of South Vietnam...” (American Rhetoric). Though none of Kerry’s claims have never been proven, John received a grade of ‘A' from the far left misfits and cranks who routinely believe such truck and call our soldiers, as Senator Dick Turban of Illinois did in a public vituperation, “Nazis.” John’s fame and fortune began tracing the curve.

Later Kerry, still climbing that curve, would one day cross the bow of ketchup widow Teresa Heinz’s yacht 

Recall, while I’m waxing poetic, how large this anti-American GI conveyance became and how even “Honest” Dan Rather sought a seat on that lurching circus wagon causing his reputation to begin its historic decline and fall with his inane claims that hordes of Vietnam veterans were roaming the Northwest forests so great was their shared angst and shell shock--they were frauds as was Dan. Later, his claims that George Bush was often AWOL from his Texas Air Guard unit were proven as phony as his trips to the Washington forests and those interviews of GIs who “never came home."

John Kerry, after his personal Winter Soldier denouement, rose further from those distant days when he inhabited his auto and was forced, due to ongoing marital strife and a lack of quarters, to continuously move his embattled wagon to avoid the terrors of the parking tickets issued for Boston street cleaning. Kerry soon became known as “Live Shot” for his photo bombing of legitimate news casters, as he began to skip in the corridors of power.

Later Kerry, still climbing that curve, would one day cross the bow of ketchup widow Teresa Heinz’s yacht and inveigle himself into its permanent crew. This lateral move brought that finely coiffed head to the pinnacle of American power and would lead to his ascension of the Green Throne and his storied arrival in Davos as our highly acclaimed Climate Tsar, or so the far left broadsheets and their unindicted co-conspirators over at MSNBC blythely snarl.

Avowed globalist, unabashed Soviet apologist and Clinton State Department appointee--John Podesta

And now John Forbes Kerry, wedded socialist, dullard in the extreme, inveterate soccer ball bouncer, and the leading prognosticator of planetary ice has decamped Biden’s coterie of slavish devotees and will return to his roots, announcing the arrival of the long heralded Clinton yes man, John Podesta, who is prepared to hold loquacious court in Clinton’s, Obama’s, Biden’s and Kerry’s shrinking shadows.

Back in 2006, I wrote Don’t Mine Me about Hillary Clinton, Harold Ickes, George Soros and John Podesta. There, Mr. Ickes helped organize the Committee for American Progress (CAP) in the summer of 2003 with a Mr. George Soros, noted for his installation of anti-American district attorneys, Mr. Morton Halperin--of Pentagon Papers fame, director of the Washington office of the ACLU, defender of Philip Agee, avowed globalist, unabashed Soviet apologist and Clinton State Department appointee-- and John Podesta.

The CAP essentially served as Mrs. Clinton's private R&D arm and its primary aim was to provide position papers and rebuttals as quickly as possible when a “deplorable” dares question a Clinton, a Podesta, Tony or John, or another major Democrat shill.

But Mr. Kerry knows that he is smarter, has gone to better schools and possesses a more intelligent grasp of the nuances of world politics, Boston traffic, and the dangerous neap tides in Buzzard's Bay than that poseur of an Italian chef John Podesta. Such must be Kerry's personal agony.

Recall that in November of 2017, the Podesta Group, poor old Tony and diminutive John and their bloated staff, had to close its doors when the river of money ceased its flood and dried up after the Podesta Group was tied to "Buffalo Bob" Mueller’s indictments.

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John Podesta, sadly, was somehow tricked into pocketing a billion Russian ruble

John Podesta, sadly, was somehow tricked into pocketing a billion Russian rubles from a Russian group which has dogged him everywhere but never within the Obama/Biden nexus of our planned destruction where rip offs, swindles and Nigerian cons, representing the larger criminal element hold sway, where they serve as one leg of support for the three legged Democrat stool.(Haaretz, Aug. 13, 2010)

John Podesta, after Clinton left office, became Barack Obama’s own highly touted climate adviser, before surprisingly being named as campaign chairman for Hillary Clinton’s wildly unsuccessful attempt to win the White House in 2016. This latter role, infamously, saw Podesta’s emails hacked and leaked by WikiLeaks wherein we learned that Podesta is a gourmet cook famous for his delicious creamy risotto and who possesses an amazing ability to listen to Hillary’s, Bill’s Obama’s and Biden’s soporific odes to themselves.

Now, in early days of 2024, John Podesta, erstwhile Clinton data miner and lackey noted for rubbing elbows with the used district attorney salesman George Soros at various pricey Democrat shindigs, the former director of Jeff Epstein’s best bud’s staff, a close chum of his spouse and the surprise recipient of a vast amount of Russian lucre which in no way means he is a Russophile, is poised to step into the highly buffed brogans, noted for their extreme over pronation and what wags call “twin canoes". They were newly vacated by our favorite St. Paul’s school boy, the widely nicknamed “Liveshot”, our now retired Climate Tsar, John Forbes Kerry.

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