Portland: City of Pure Water
Feces from birds are a source of coliform bacteria, viruses, and human pathogens, including vibrio cholera, Salmonella, Mycobacteria, Typhoid, Giardia and Cryptosporidium
In early April a teenager urinated into one of Portland's water reservoirs. Admittedly, this is a dumb, irritating thing to do. But as Laura Helmuth points out, in one of the most spectacularly stupid decisions in years, the city is going to drain the 38 million gallon reservoir. The most unbelievably stupid decision in about three years anyway--if this sounds familiar, that's because Portland did the same thing in 2011, when they emptied 7.5 million gallons from the same reservoir for the same reason. (1)
Helmuth asks the question, how long would that teen have had to pee to make the reservoir unsafe to drink? She notes that the EPA doesn't appear to have a limit for urine in drinking water, but it does limit nitrates in drinking water to 10,000 parts per billion and urine contains a lot of nitrogen, so she uses this as proxy. The answers:
- The teenager would have to pee about 3,333 times to produce a urine concentration approaching the EPA's limit for nitrates in drinking water.
- However, since urine is 95 percent water, the teenager would have had to urinate 166,666 times to exceed EPA's safe limit.
- Since most animals take about 21 seconds to urinate, that means he'd have to urinate constantly for 3,500,000 seconds, or about 40 days. (1)
Robert Gonzalez takes issue with this statement, "What about the stuff that winds up in the drink that we won't have video footage of? Odds are high an animal has straight up and died in that reservoir. This is literally and open exposed pool of water we're talking about. How picky can the city really afford to be when it comes to what does and does not enter its uncovered water supply?" (2) Mr. Shaff said while animal waste often found its way into the reservoir without any public health risk, there was 'at lest a perceived difference from my perspective' on human waste. (3) Makes one wonder is Mr. Shaff has read EPA's guidance manual for uncovered finished water resources. In it the EPA reports: Studies of water contamination in open reservoirs identified the following contamination sources: birds, animals, airborne deposition, plant growth, and human activity (primarily swimming). More recent studies have expanded on the traditional list of open reservoir contamination sources and include:
- - surface water runoff
- - bird and animal wastes
- - human activity
- - algal growth
- - insects and fish
- - ground water intrusion
- - airborne deposition
- Laura Helmuth, "Here's how long that teen would have had to pee in the Portland reservoir to make it unsafe to drink," slate.com, April 17, 2014
- Robert T. Gonzalez, "Just how stupid is Portland for dumping 38 million gallons of water?", http://io9.com, April 19, 2014\
- "Portland dumps 38 million gallons of water after urination," BBC News, April 17, 2014
- "Uncovered finished water resources guidance manual," EPA-815-R-99-011, April 1999
- Janet Eastman, "Pee in the reservoir; what you need to know," oregonlive.com, April 17, 2014
- Jennifer Hauser, "Portland teen speaks,: 'I did not pee in the water'", hlntv.com/video, April 21, 2014
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Jack Dini——Bio and Archives
John William Dini, know to all as ‘Jack’, passed away at the age of 89 on June 17, 2026. He was born in Cleveland, Ohio on Nov. 14, 1936.
He published two books, a technical book on materials science and coatings and another on environmental issues. In retirement, he wrote extensively on various environmental issues for online publications.
He was a skilled leaded glass hobbyist, creating more than 20 lamps and many panels. He was a jogger for many years, competing in over 300 long distance races. He was a slow runner, not wanting to take the glory away from others. His secret was to start slow and taper. He and Anne traveled extensively, visiting over 70 countries.
He is survived by his wife, Anne, of 67 years, and sons Mike, Steve, and Paul. If you were to meet him somewhere, he would sum up his life as ‘peaches and cream’.
