SAHM Missile Launch a Stunning Success

The Romney Army was finally able to fire its elegant and powerful SAHM missile the other day in retaliation for a weak, North Korean style attack by a heretofore unknown Obama operative. The SAHM missile performed magnificently, leaving tremendous wreckage in its wake.

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Some unknown writer or pundit or something named Hillary Rosen was used as a human shield when she publicly provoked the Romney Army by claiming that Ann Romney had never "worked" a day in her life. I've not tried it myself, but my hunch is that having five, healthy, strapping boys in the house is work.  Actually, I've never even had five boys in my house unless you count those adolescent parties when my parents weren't home. Bringing up those boys to be the kind of young men who would rush in with their dad to save the lives of a drowning family and their pet dog is not just work, it's the kind of work from which we all benefit. Now throw in breast cancer and an ongoing battle with the progressive disease, multiple sclerosis.  Ann Romney deserves to have an elementary school named after her. She was always destined to be her husband's most potent weapon.  Mitt's better half brings warmth and empathy.  As America gets to know Ann, they are falling in love with her. Democrats are well aware they can't run on Obama's record as president.  So, they will keep firing off these scuds:  republicans want to criminalize birth control; republicans  only like rich people.  Now we have the imaginary War on Women. Our enemies have tested us.  They just learned about our brilliant new weapon:  the SAHM missile.  We've got lots of them.