The dangers begin in the womb. The chances of surviving a death planned and executed by your mother has decreased somewhat by the removal of Roe V. Wade, but now the lib politicians are laboring to find loopholes in the new Supreme Court decision to abandon Roe.
Next, having survived the horrors of Roe, you may be assaulted and transformed by transgender activists, which may after all - turn out to be your own parents.
If you pick up one of your sister's dolls, beware what they may do to parts of your anatomy.
Yeah, that's how you save the planet
Should Sis want to play a game of football with the boys, she may quickly learn how breast cancer victims feel when they are told that they must have a mastectomy just to save their lives.
Sometime between grammar school and high school you may be offered an important place in a worthy cause or what often turns out to be a cult, or something far worse, like a suicide pact.
You could become the proselyte of some Swedish teenager who thinks she can save the planet.
If you are bold enough, you may want to learn how to throw tomato soup on international treasures and glue yourself to a wall. As if Vincent van Gogh didn't do himself enough harm when he cut off his own ear, you can add to his misery posthumously, by trying to destroy his most beloved painting.
Yeah, that's how you save the planet.
If saving the planet is too big of a task, there are plenty of causes célèbre with which to get involved.
You may want to join with he, she, they, them, we, it, or us in the great 2022 pronoun war.
Antifa (that organization that imitates fascists) is always looking for young liberals
You could join the permanent trick or treat brigade by tattooing most of your body and face and getting a pound or so, of face and body piercings to embellish and supplement your transformation. Don't forget a three-color dying of your hair to bring it all home, but by no means go home, your parents may have a heart attack on first sight.
There may be some way of hooking up with the BLM movement and getting in on the ground floor of one of the newest cash producing scams in the country.
Antifa (that organization that imitates fascists) is always looking for young liberals, and then you will not have to wait for a funeral to wear black.
If you have just a little savvy, you may want to attend college. There are great liberal arts colleges. where you can learn just about nothing for a small (or rather huge) tuition fee and perhaps study the reproductive habits of African redworms as a second major.
If nothing else interests you in the great liberal age, you have the option of spending the rest of your life giggling, munching, and napping, courtesy of the new, all legal, super-potent brands of goofy weed, otherwise known as marijuana.
So, if you're one of the lucky ones who escaped the abortionists and you have managed to pick a worthy liberal lifestyle that didn't kill you, or put you in jail for life, there is one big river to cross.
