Newfoundland and Labrador premier, Danny Williams, was quoted in a recent news article as saying, “The days of the newfie jokes are over”, in reference to his province no longer being a recipient of equalization payments. Not so fast Mr. Williams, it seems you spoke too soon.
For decades the people of Newfoundland and Labrador have been belittled, ridiculed, condescended to and laughed at without regard for feelings or facts. The province has been derided and demeaned like no other in the federation simply because of circumstances, largely beyond its control, that forced them to accept federal equalization payments necessary to offset a weakened economy.
The days of having to accept those funds are over, unfortunately the habit of mocking and putting down the province and its people by referring to them as “stupid newfies” and worse is something that has not gone away and in fact is getting even more rabid every day.
For as long as the equalization program has been around and up until just a few weeks ago, very few people in Canada cared much about the system or how it worked. Mind you many of them, especially those in the great province of Ontario, knew it existed and knew that Newfoundland and Labrador was a recipient, thus the jokes, but beyond that it was something that they could have cared less about. This is not the case today.
What happened? Why has equalization suddenly become so important to people standing around the water coolers of Bay Street or in the streets of Toronto?
The answer is simple. Ontario is now a recipient while Newfoundland and Labrador is not.
No longer is Newfoundland and Labrador the one talking about equalization and its potential effects (both for good and for bad). It’s now Ontario that is directly impacted by the issue.
When the people of Newfoundland and Labrador spoke out for decades on the impacts of the federal program, calling for its overhaul and for a more balanced approach to meeting the underlying reasons for its existence nobody listened. They simply brushed any talk from, to quote Globe and Mail columnist Margaret Wente “Canada’s scenic welfare ghetto”.
Now that Ontario is on the receiving end of the calculation suddenly it’s become the single most important issue in Canadian political circles and fast becoming a disaster for the entire nation.
It seems as well that with the advent of Ontario’s new “have not” status, which is based solely on a numbers game, not reality, a new means of attacking the people of Newfoundland and Labrador has moved to the forefront.
No longer can Ontarians feel good about themselves by simply talking about how Newfoundland and Labrador is a “drain on Canada” or how those “lazy newfies always want to suckle at Ottawa’s teat”. That form of attack will no longer fly.
Instead, they’ve opted for the only avenue left open to them that permits them to collect federal handouts, yet still feel good about it at the expense of Canada’s perennial door mat.
The new way of attacking Newfoundland and Labrador is by comparing it to Ontario and bemoaning any federal equalization formula that is so distasteful in its nature that it would dare to make it appear that Newfoundland and Labrador is no longer the lowest rung on the federation ladder.
In the words of Ontario opposition leader, Bob Runciman, “It’s hard to swallow the concept of being Newfoundland’s poor cousin. We’re used to being the bread winners in Confederation…not welfare recipients or whiners”, no doubt tarring the people of Newfoundland and Labrador as being just that.
Open any major paper in Ontario or across Canada, whether it be the Globe and Mail, National Post, Toronto Star or a host of others on any given day, and you’ll find exactly the same sort of rhetoric about Newfoundland and Labrador that has been published ever since 1949. The thing of it is, with the province having cast off the stigma that comes with equalization the heat of disdain has not dissipated but has instead been turned up a notch in an effort to console the poor folks in Canada’s heartland.
In the past few days alone, there have been several articles and commentaries that would make the hairs stand up on the neck of any Newfoundlander or Labradorian. The verbiage is outright hostile and clearly intended to put the people of the province “back in their place”.
One article I read recently noted, “…the hare (Ontario) is scratching his head wondering how the tortoise (that would probably be Newfoundland) crossed the finish line ahead of him.”
Other articles ponder the question, “… how is it that Ontario is a “have not” province and Newfoundland and Labrador is a “have”?” It goes on to provide an even more clearly aimed backhanded slap to Canada’s newest “have” province by stating, “Just how Ontario -- once as sturdy as your grandfather's house -- got laid so low is best left for speculation.”
Indeed, the days of ridiculing and demeaning the people of Newfoundland and Labrador are far from over. The jokes may taste far more bitter on the tongues of the tellers, but the need of many Ontarians to keep anti-Newfoundland and Labrador sentiment alive in a pathetic attempt to inflate their own egos is alive and well.
There is little doubt that when Danny Williams plans for a celebration of his province’s new status are unveiled the thinly veiled anger now beginning to bubble to the surface on a more regular basis will only intensify.
I can hear it now, “How dare Newfoundland and Labrador celebrate at a time when the very Ontarians who paid their way for so long are suffering so greatly?”
Fortunately for the people of Newfoundland and Labrador, most have lived with the disdain and slurs of “mainlanders” for so long now that it’s become second nature.
The party will proceed as planned even if Dalton McGuinty himself is forced to stand in a welfare line to collect a cheque.
By the way, if any of the fine folks of Ontario happen to be in Newfoundland and Labrador this summer let me be the first to invite you to what will most surely be an event to remember. It might do you good to get out of Ontario for a while and forget about your troubles.
As always, you’re more than welcome to join us.
