The New York Times ran a sophomoric “Op-Art” piece on Saturday entitled “The Glenn Beck Channel.” Responding to reports this past week that Beck may be starting his own cable channel when his contract with Fox News expires later this year, the authors offered their suggestions for a viewing schedule.
Since the New York Times is now charging for online access to its content and looking for new ways to generate revenue to offset its rapidly declining print sales, it is quite possible that, just like Glenn Beck, it may start its own cable channel. However, one difference is that, just like left-wing NPR, it would probably expect taxpayer money to help pay for it.
So here, in the interest of fulfilling the Left’s favorite ideology, the Fairness Doctrine, is my own sophomoric suggested daily viewing schedule for the Times to consider if and when it decides to launch a new cable channel.
Morning:
7:00 Morning In Venezuela?
Wake up with host Sean Penn to two hours of inspirational speeches by Hugo Chavez and commentaries by Penn and Chavez’s other adoring fans.
9:00 The View With Joy Behar And Whoopi Goldberg
The gals invite Bill O’Reilly back to their show and as soon as he says “good morning,” they scream over him and walk off the stage in protest for not instead saying it in Arabic – “Sabah alkhair.” They then continue the show just by themselves, exchanging their left-wing views with each other.
11:00 The Price Is Right – At This Moment
Contestants guess how many dollars it will take to buy a basket full of food and a tank of gasoline at any given moment, depending on how much and how frequently the Federal Reserve decides to print more money.
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