The Wimp in the White House Wears Mom Jeans

“If there's one thing I learned from Rodrick, it's to set people's expectations real low so you end up surprising them by practically doing nothing at all.” -- Jeff Kinney, Diary of a Wimpy Kid I must confess up front I did not watch Barack Hussein Obama regurgitate his State of the Union address last night. In fact, I never watch him period. Something to do with the gag reflex kicking in.

It's a little difficult to take seriously the huffing and puffing of a pretend bully that could have been the poster child for the middle school weakling, Greg Heffley, portrayed in the Diary of a Wimpy Kid comics and book series authored by Jeff Kinney. For anyone not familiar with the Diary of a Wimpy Kid, it follows the exploits of a skinny wimp that haughtily looks down on those around him and feels he is entitled to recognition and status. He concocts a series of can't miss schemes which, of course, end up as dismal failures. Hmm...Stimulus, ObamaCare, etc. Unfortunately for the country, establishment Republicans have decided the best course of action is to cower in fear of the perceived bully; either that or the NSA has collected enough dirt on Boehner, McConnell and company to force them to play along. How else to explain the $1.5 trillion Omnibus bill, their continued cave on the debt ceiling, their push for the granting of amnesty to illegal aliens and their attack on the tea party and the conservative base?

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“Dear Aunt Loretta, Thank you so much for the awesome pants! How did you know I wanted that for Christmas? I love the way the pants look on my legs! All my friends will be so jealous that I have my very own pants. Thank you for making this the best Christmas ever! Sincerely, Greg”

Who can ever forget those manly mom jeans worn by our own version of Greg Heffley while throwing out the first pitch for a baseball game or riding his bike in his cute little helmet. Must be an Aunt Loretta somewhere in the Obama family tree. Wonder if she's an illegal alien living off American taxpayers too? And, speaking of that pitch, most girls throw better. Seems our Commander-in-Chief hates all things manly. Decimating our military has been one of his top priorities since taking office. Repealing "Don't Ask, Don't Tell" and integrating more gays into the military is apparently Barack's vision of how to dismantle the military he blatantly loathes. How dare we Americans be proud of the strongest fighting force in the world. Barack Hussein Obama will knock us down a peg or two. Then came the push for women on the front lines. All well and good until we learned the boot camp requirements have been changed to accommodate them. Whatever happened to demand for equality? This administration has been systematically purging our military of its leaders not willing to go along with the One's vision, so now we are left with a "yes mam" leadership of weaklings content to go along with the Wimp in Chief. And, who can forget the fiasco on the mall whereby the wimp had barricades set up around open-air military monuments. A group of elderly WWII vets moved his barricades and showed Barack who the real men are. "I would not let my son play pro football" ... Barack Hussein Obama Of course he wouldn't let his son play pro football. Wimps don't generally play in the NFL. You wouldn't exactly expect a boy raised by Obama to be football material. Nope, in his own words, "If I had a son, he'd look like Trayvon". Apparently thuggery trumps manliness in Barack's world. "Michelle has told me I cannot have a fried Twinkie"...Barack Hussein Obama at the Iowa State Fair My wife won't let me? Now there's a real he man for you. The woman who tends her phony garden in designer tops and shoes, and scarfs down everything that doesn't move, tells him he can't have a fried twinkie? Hey, Michelle, a choom gang guy has gotta' have those sweets. "He will make clear tonight that he will take action on his own"...Valerie Jarrett That brings us to the person that actually wears the pants in the White House, "Driving Miss Valerie" Jarrett. As we learned in this September, 2012 New York Times article, Miss Valerie not only has a full Secret Service detail, but makes the policy decisions. The article is entitled "The Other Power in the West Wing. The other power? This woman has all the power and found the perfect meek little man through which she channels it. She was the driving force behind the repeal of Don't Ask, Don't Tell, promoting gay marriage, the birth control mandate in ObamaCare and amnesty for illegals. Taking action on his own, huh Valerie? The article states she is the only staff person that follows him up to the personal quarters. The picture of a Dominatrix with a whip came unbidden into my head. There goes that gag reflex again. Cower in fear from this meek little man? Hell no, the next time this little wimp plays at being the big bad bully, simply picture him in his mom jeans with Valerie Jarrett standing over him with a whip.