Sometimes current events and projected trend lines are too intimidating to review or even contemplate. Thankfully, Americans have a rich history to draw on for solving this problem. Return now for a fictional look at what REAL pioneers may have faced on the REAL frontier. A fanciful look, at fictional forces, that may have saved a struggling, imaginary land.
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Quilting Bee News Net has for now taken over the responsibility of informing all town and territory citizens of the forces that are setting the conditions for a potentially devastating range war. We all know the only reason for the QB News is because the established press, the
Main Street Mouthpiece is in fact the ‘Banker-Baron Mouthpiece’ and will NOT provide the true information on this pending apocalypse.
We have all known of the Banker-Baron Gang for a long time and have only tolerated their behavior because it did not seem to have much impact on any of us individually. As QB News will herein disclose, this tolerance must end. For it is the Banker-Baron Gang, that is in fact the root of all evil in the territory.
Every four years we journey to the ballot box in hope of replacing a tarnished tinhorn Sheriff with an honest lawman, only to find that the box is stuffed and both candidates are Jokers for the Banker-Baron Gang. The best proof of a man’s character is to view the company he keeps. In the case of our current lawman, Sheriff Tinhorn, that would be the criminal gangs under his control.
The Black Bull Conner Gang
One of the first appointments by the newly elected Sheriff Tinhorn was to deputize his buddy, Black Bull Conner. Our black pioneers must remember in horror the ‘old’ Bull Conner who stated “It all mind over matter, I don’t mind and YOU don’t matter”. Blacks and whites united to over throw this ‘white bigot’ and we must now act in unity to over throw this new black bigot. This black bull bigot is in loose control of the following ruthless gangs.
The Old Black Cat Gang was bad enough, but faded with time. The Black Bull Conner has just emboldened the New Black Cat Gang by selective NON-ENFORCEMENT of the law. Turns out, that if you are black, you are now allowed to obstruct unarmed pioneers at the polls, and openly call for LYNCHING INNOCENT WHITE BABIES.
Odd, in that the Banker-Baron Gang has been openly promoting the de-facto lynching of innocent black babies for decades. Half of all Blacks conceived are aborted, but this act of overt racism is tolerated. If you can kill your own babies, then killing others babies is a lot easier. It was the Banker-Barons that brought your Black ancestors to this land when the Red man’s ancestors refused to bow at his hand.
The Blue Collar Gang is the ‘friend of the little man’ that you never knew you needed. This friend will force you to ‘hire two, when only one would do’. The leaders of the Blue Collar Gang went bust betting at the Long Branch Saloon with the Banker-Baron goons.
The only way to refill the empty strong box for their member’s future health and pension benefits was to become New World Order thugs. WE must now each pay $2500 per year to get ‘free’ health care which will start in only four years.
The Brown Raza Gangsters are the ultimate usurpers. They move onto land they NEVER owned and then tell you that you STOLE it from them. See if you can follow the twisted logic in this false claim. Four hundred years ago some white Europeans walked this land with a flag.
This land was then the home of 250,000 fearsome Native Americans who did not have a flag, but none the less, owned the land. The Europeans settled a few Europeans and a few Mexicans but only Americans could wrestle this land from the Comanche and the Apaches.
The Mexicans overthrew the Spanish and for twelve years ruled this land as a distant penal colony. A dictator then demanded removal of all Americans from the frontier. His demand was denied in legitimate combat by Americans, after repeated illegitimate combat by this dictator. The Native Americans continued to assert their claim through massacres that lasted for the next half century. It was NOT the Aztecs and Mayans who lost this land as they now portray.
The White Lab Coat Gang is portrayed as educated Easterners who are only here to save us from ourselves. Imagine our shock when they claimed, that the locomotive which carries our goods to market, is warming the planet and must be stopped. Since cattle can’t stop passing gas, then they must be taxed to offset ‘their’ planet impact.
Fringe is a common feature of western attire and Sheriff Tinhorn and his gangs have a few other fringe groups. The Black Robe Gang is here to insure that justice is only blind to the big thumb on the justice scale. The Silk Undie Gang are too busy playing with their lariats to be a threat, but when push comes to shove, they’ll gladly shove with the groups named above.
Tinhorn Be Gone
The Banker-Baron Gangsters are the real ringleader of all tyranny in the territory. Banker-Barons jump the claims, salt the mines, stack the decks, weigh the dice and clip homestead fences in the night. They rig the elections and guarantee that every ballot is a choice ‘tween a Twiddle Dumb and a Twiddle Dee. We elected Sheriff Tinhorn as penance for electing the dime store cowboy, Sheriff Walker, in the last election.
The Main Street Mouthpiece is Main Street in name only. As trust plummets, they are cutting their own back room deal with the Banker-Baron Gang. The MSM will soon be tax supported replacement for corncobs in the outhouse. The bad news for pioneers is that the QB News will be silenced soon, and along with it the last remaining shred of liberty.
As we all know the pioneer heart beats hard and strong. The Banker-Baron Gang will succeed if all their gangs operate in harmony. But skin tone makes no difference to you if you are free. Black, Brown, Red and White all agree, there is no blessed color of bigotry. It has been the sweat, blood and tears of a rainbow of men, who gave us this sacred place to stand. A territory of landless serfs is the Banker-Baron’s future plan.
If you’ve had enough of these hands full of sleight, then join us at the town square tonight. The Tinhorn Be Gone Party, or as the QB News says, “T Party” members will offer real hope, of swinging these robbers and rustlers on a rope. Maybe this tale is not true history. Maybe this tale just foretells what will be.
