Tuesday, June 8: In a case of either cognitive dissonance or incurable stupidity,
Nancy Pelosi today stated, with a straight face: "President Obama and the Democratic caucus have saved this country from a financial crisis created under the Bush administration,” If Pelosi really believes that, she is not fit to lead.
Sunday, June 7: A Cheektowaga liver transplant recipient pleaded guilty Friday to driving drunk at
seven times the legal limit when he struck a pedestrian, two parked cars and a moving vehicle. What a criminal waste of a good liver.
Friday, June 4: In another idiotic statement from one of our elected officials, Gov. Jack Markell (D-Del.)
this morning assured the nation: “The President is demonstrating he is in charge. He is showing he is going to do everything he possibly can to help people get through this ordeal.” This is starting to get scary.
Not to be outdone, President Obama stated this morning that the addition of 431,000 new jobs in May shows
"the economy is getting stronger by the day." This, as the Dow plunged 322 points.
Wednesday, June 2: Paul McCartney would like President Obama's critics to let him be. “I’m a big fan, he’s a great guy. So lay off him,
he’s doing great,” the British songsmith said. As is par for the course with idiot celebrities, no specifics were given. Maybe Sir Paul will honor with a few examples when he appears at the White House tonight. Sigh.
In yet another stunning example of cognitive dissonance, Vice President Biden said the Obama administration's signature stimulus program has been an
"absolute success" so far. Duh.
Saturday, May 29: Useful idiot
Bill Maher thinks Obama should start acting black. Showing how totally non-racist he is, Maher lamented, "I thought when we elected a black president, we were going to get a black president. You know, this [BP oil spill] is where
I want a real black president." Is Maher the only one who misses Boy Clinton?
A Florida man was arrested Friday after deputies said he called 911 multiple times to complain his mother
took his beer away. The 32 year-old man asserted his rights in a forthright manner, stating that if officers didn't arrest his mother, he would continue calling 9-11. To his surprise, he was arrested. Where's the ACLU when you need it?
Friday, May 28: A South Korean couple were convicted Friday of abandoning their newborn daughter,
who starved to death while they addictively played an online game raising a virtual child. No word yet on the fate of the virtual child.
Mother of the Year: In yet another instance of child endangerment, police in New Jersey pulled over a Mahwah mother who was swerving on the road, allegedly driving drunk with a blood-
alcohol level of 0.39 with two of her own children in the car, ages 1 and 6, and a friend's child, age 6.
Thursday, May 27: Mohammed, a fishmonger in Britain, gets our Dad Of The Year Award. His 2 year-old son, Ardi Rizal, throws a tantrum if he can't smoke his
40 cigarettes a day. Mohammed said, "He looks pretty healthy to me. I don't see the problem."
Wednesday, May 26: Sen. John Kerry, who served in Vietnam, said today that that his party and President Obama are
doing a ship-shape job. "We've come back," he says of the nation, Wall Street, and the economy. "This is an amazing resurgence." Leading this American to seriously question his drinking habits. Oh, the Dow closed under 10,000 again today...
Tuesday, May 25: It looks like George W. Bush is finally of use to the left. When asked by Don Imus on his morning program if Obama was to blame for lack of response to the oil spill, Sen. Chris Dodd (D-CT)
blamed the Bush administration. Ultra-liberal co-host of "The View", Joy Behar, is
singing from the same page. Only she's sure former Vice President Dick Cheney was really behind the oil spill.
Tinseltown tough guy Robert De Niro
got all choked up and wiped away tears when he tried to talk about his feelings for the Kennedy clan just hours before he took the stage at Symphony Hall. How courageous of him to allow his "inner child" to be viewed by millions.
Speaking of idiot celebrities, Nicolas Cage, the Hollywood actor, has
revealed an unusual diet in which he eats meat only from animals that mate in a “dignified” way. He is
sooo evolved! Hold on, there's more. Everyone's favorite pedophile, Woody Allen, has a strange take on the democracy that allowed him to become rich and famous. He said it would be a cool idea for
President Barack Obama to be dictator for for a few years. Memo to Woody: Been there, doing that.
A Wisconsin woman who planted a rat in her food at a restaurant and demanded $500,000 to keep quiet was sentenced to
nine months in jail No word yet on her jailhouse menu.
Meet William Ferris. The Ohio man yesterday paid a prostitute $50 with the understanding that he would receive a full menu of sexual services in the bathroom of a White Castle in Cincinnati. However, when the hooker only performed oral sex on him, Ferris--who was also expecting vaginal sex--contacted police to report that he had
just been robbed.
William Velasquez Castillo, 27, an illegal immigrant, was wearing an "I'm hiding from the cops" shirt when he was
arrested on child molestation charges, authorities said today. What do you want to bet he voted for Obama?
A teenaged eco-idiot
shaved off her shoulder length locks and had the message "No Oil" glaring off her bald dome to help raise awareness about the oil spill in the Gulf. Gosh, she must really
care! Let's hear it for government schools.
A group of UC Berkeley students
started a hunger strike Monday to demand that the university oppose the new Arizona immigration law. Obviously these kids are on a higher moral plane than previous generations.
Speaking of useful idiots, you might feel better knowing they are not exclusive to the U.S. Some students at a B.C. central Interior high school are planning to
dress up as the opposite sex on Friday to protest a decision by administrators to cancel some anti-homophobia events. I bet that's a lot more fun than studying geometry. And I know they
care, too.
Humans have changed the planet so drastically that it
needs a new name, claims one of the first environmental campaigners to warn the public about climate change. "Eaarth" is the name being suggested by author and activist Bill McKibben. Words fail...
A campaign to declare the mass destruction of ecosystems an
international crime against peace - alongside genocide and crimes against humanity - is being launched in the UK. I kid you not. I wonder if Daniel Pearl would agree.
A GERMAN postman has
"married" his obese and asthmatic cat, saying he wanted to tie the knot before his pet died. "Cecilia is such a trusting creature. We cuddle all the time, and she has always slept in my bed," single Uwe Mitzscherlich, 39, told Bild newspaper.
Another animal lover, Dr Brett Mills, believes programmes such as the BBC's Nature's Great Events, narrated by Sir David Attenborough, are "unethical" for capturing
animals' most intimate secrets on camera without their consent. The senior lecturer at the University of East Anglia said it was wrong for broadcasters to treat all creatures as "fair game" and to fail to consider their right to privacy before recording. I wonder what his views are on animal/human marriage.
In another legislative moment that feels oh-so-very San Francisco, the Board of Supervisors voted yesterday on a resolution to declare Mondays in San Francisco as
"Vegetarian Day."
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