To borrow a line from a Buffalo Springfield song, "There's something happening here, what it is ain't exactly clear."
Have you noticed what's been happening on the DRUDGE REPORT?
It's gone tabloid--as in "featuring stories of violence, crime, or scandal presented in a sensational manner." Add "bizarre" to the list.
DRUDGE's move to the Land of Tabloidia has been underway for some time now. It didn't start with Trump. Can't be blamed on him.
For evidence of relocation, we need only examine the articles teased on the site' home page beginning at 1000 hrs., on 22 August 2019.
Top of the list: 85-year-old woman, 5 elderly men arrested for sex in park...Claim to be wrongly accused! Leave the old folks alone! I don't even want to imagine the scene.
TARANTINO Expecting First Child... Intrigue send me on the hunt for a pregnant male only to learn it' his wife who's expecting. Birth happens often. So what?
Life-like robots closer to reality... A lot of robot articles have been showing up on the site. Makes one wonder: Have robots taken over editing the DRUDGE REPORT? Maybe, because next we read that...
Humanoid 'commands' Russian rocket test flight... Maybe it was Russian humanoids who colluded with Trump.
Blood test predicts whether you'll die -- in next 10 years! So does that mean there'll be a blood test sometime in the next ten years that will predict your death, or, that it can now predict if you have 0-10 years to live? Inquiring minds want to know.
Nervous Retirees Too Scared to Spend... Since I'm neither nervous nor scared, I guess that's why I spend.
ABC "BACHELOR" Airs First Same-Sex Romance... By 1018 hrs. this tease is gone, leaving us to wonder--was it two bachelors, or two bachelorettes. I'm thinking "bachelor" must be non-gender by now. Inquiring minds...really don't care.
AG Barr tamps down conspiracy theories... Of course he does. That' what senior, federal government officials do for a living.
Babies and diapers replacing sex and drugs at Burning Man? It's gone. So, I google (using google as a verb)--so they can track my interests--"Burning Man." Won't bore you with details.
Gone now, too, is Cops tell man not to carry doll in public after freakout... I would have read this one, wanting to know if the cops, the man, or bystanders freaked out. Or, maybe all of the above. Plus, it may have been a humanoid doll programmed to freak out when surrounded by human freak-outers. I'll never know.
FEDS: SET THERMOSTATS TO 82 WHILE YOU SLEEP: Not where I live. But it' gone now, too. Maybe a federal prank.
NEWSWEEK: Time to Rethink Taboo on Cannibalism? Short answer: "NO!"
Giant Volcano Could End Human Life on Earth as We Know It... Okay, then let's not have one. And, if we do, perhaps the humanoids will inherit what' left.
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Why Isn't Anyone Taking Seriously? Answer: Because we're all traumatized by climate change!
AMAZON, MICROSOFT 'putting world at risk of killer AI'... Well, at least they'll be the first to go--if the Giant Volcano doesn't get us all at the same time.
New York ranked least friendly state in America, survey claims... I didn't get surveyed, but I would have confirmed the findings, since I was once cussed out by an elderly woman with whom I nearly collided coming around a busy corner in Manhattan. (She'd cut it short, BTW. Later, a woman taking the downstairs to the subway wearing high heels tripped and I, going up the stairs, caught her in mid-air, at a 45-degree angle, before she pancaked. Think she thanked me? Nope.)The Surprising Surge of Andrew Yang... & Bernie unleashes $16 TRILLION climate plan... No comment, because those titles are too close to the one they replaced: STUDY: Fake News Can Create False Memories.
Also gone is this tease I found particularly offensive: Fact Checker Declares War On Satire. How dare they!
And the most offensive tease: Castration Goes Wrong: Amateur Surgeon Arrested. Hang the...ba...surgeon.
Lastly, the saddest tease was deleted: 3-legged bears wandering NC.
Another NC tease deleted was Special Forces across North Carolina secretively prep for war.
I wonder: Does the secret SF war preparations have something to do with the 3-legged bears?
Note to Fact Checkers: All above are authentic DRUDGE title teases displayed on the date-time indicated.
Lee Cary——Bio and Archives
Since November 2007, Lee Cary has written hundreds of articles for several websites including the American Thinker, and Breitbart’s Big Journalism and Big Government (as “Archy Cary”). and the Canada Free Press. Cary’s work was quoted on national television (Sean Hannity) and on nationally syndicated radio (Rush Limbaugh, Mark Levin). His articles have posted on the aggregate sites Drudge Report, Whatfinger, Lucianne, Free Republic, and Real Clear Politics. He holds a Doctorate in Theology from Garrett Theological Seminary in Evanston, IL, is a veteran of the US Army Military Intelligence in Vietnam assigned to the [strong]Phoenix Program[/strong]. He lives in Texas.
To borrow a line from a Buffalo Springfield song, "There's something happening here, what it is ain't exactly clear."
Have you noticed what's been happening on the DRUDGE REPORT?
It's gone tabloid--as in "featuring stories of violence, crime, or scandal presented in a sensational manner." Add "bizarre" to the list.
