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When Time travel gets invented, I'm going back to New Guinea and kick some serious butt for eating my uncle

It'll be a whole lot of Whoop Ass for a whole lot of cannibals. No Joke...


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By Dag Barkley, CFP's Resident Cartoonist——

Born beneath a loaf of ‘wry’ bread that took time to rise, Dag Barkley came into the world on the Fourth of July. A long-time patriot of the American flag-waving sort, his cartoons are about opening the eyes to what is happening in the world, one panel of sadly-true humor at a time.