Who DOESN'T want a presidential candidate to bark like a dog when attacking Republicans?

Hillary just loves the kind of old-timey, homespun campaign commercials that used to permeate the Deep South. She fondly remembers the radio spots that ran in the Arkansas of her salad days, specifically an old ad featuring a dog who would allegedly bark whenever those evil, nasty, Republicans told a lie. It had her, and everyone she knew, in stitches. Why, as she says, "people were barking at each other for days."

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Folks would sit around on the front porch, look out as the sun set over the kudzu, and they'd just bark and bark and bark. Apparently it was a real hoot. In fact, it was such a gosh-darn knee-slapper that she still barks today: Hillary thinks "they" need to get that dog and follow Republicans around with it. Evidently, she hasn't realized that a barking lie-detector dog would probably tear its own throat apart after 15 minutes in the Clinton household. Even if its vocal chords were made of titanium, such an animal would simply not stand a chance against the constant barrage of falsehoods coming from America's least trustworthy former first lady. Frankly, I think her story might not have been such a clunker if she'd employed her phony southern accent before telling it. At least YouTube is having fun with it, though...

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