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You Might Be a Racist If:


By —— Bio and Archives--October 20, 2011

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You might be a racist if you believe in the content of a man’s character and not the color of his skin.

You might be a racist if you believe that the news media should tell you the truth without political agenda.

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You might be a racist if you support Israel’s right to exist.

You might be a racist if you believe that a corporation’s job is to make a profit.

You might be a racist if you believe that manmade global warming has yet to be proven scientifically.

You might be a racist if you believe that the President and Congress should be bound by the Constitution.

You might be a racist if you believe that lower taxes for all stimulate the economy and produce jobs.

You might be a racist if you believe a sound energy policy includes oil, gas and nuclear.

You might be a racist if you believe that the Tea Party represents our nation’s original core values.

You might be a racist if you believe our leaders need to provide documentation of their past.

You might be a racist if you think Herman Cain might make a good President.

You might be a racist if you believe that only elected officials should make laws.

You might be a racist if you think the President should spend more time in the White House and less on the golf course.

You might be a racist if you think Jesse Jackson, Al Sharpton and Maxine Waters are delusional.

You might be a racist if you believe that Keynesian economics will not create jobs.

You might be a racist if you believe that socialism has failed every time it has been tried and should not be tried again.

You might be a racist if you believe that the housing crisis was caused by corruption in the Democrat party and Fanny Mae and not by Wall Street bankers.

And finally, you might be a racist if you think it would be a good idea if Barack Hussein Obama was a one term president.


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Jeff Jenkins -- Bio and Archives | Comments

Jeff Jenkins, is an avid golfer, freelance writer, believer that the truth is the only responsibility of the press, and believes in the power of the informed individual over government tyranny.


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