You’ve Got To Be Kidding Me; Right? #22

I just read the most stunning statistics I could ever imagine. In a poll by Elon University/YouGov, 55% of the Dumocrat respondents said they would rather live in a country other than the United States of America. In the same poll, 38% of the Independents prefer some other country, as did 10% who identified as Republicans (RINOs, certainly Trump haters?).

For all those who feel America isn’t for them, I have some very good news. In the United States of America and under the United States Constitution, you have the privilege of leaving America any time you wish. Furthermore, such action would be the fastest possible way to Make America Great Again. There are socialist/communist nations all over the world that would be happy to have you join their socialist utopia.

I suspect that there might even be financial assistance available if needed to help you pack up and leave. Maybe we could negotiate a deal with Canada and trade some of you for some of our friends in Canada.