J.J. Jackson

Michelle Obama Worried Liberals Too Stupid, Too Dependent To Vote?

It's a hard life being a liberal. You apparently don't know how to do anything. Worse, not knowing how to do anything prohibits you from voting for your fellow liberals. Don't take my word for it. Just ask Michelle Obama.

Everything About Obama’s Presidency Has Been “Not Optimal”

President Obama sure has a way with words. His response to Jon Stewart when asked about the terrorist attacks Benghazi was to say, "'If four Americans get killed, it's not optimal."

The U6 – The Scary Side Of The Unemployment Numbers

Happy days are here again! After four years of trying, unemployment finally dropped below the rate considered to spell doom for President Obama. That rate would be 8%. There were # of joy when it was announced that the unemployment rate for September was a mere 7.8%. Forget the fact that President Obama promised that his "stimulus" plan would prevent unemployment from exceeding 8% and that we have been above that number for years.

An Empty Chair Would Have Fared Better

Liberals and their media lap dogs guffawed over Clint Eastwood's empty chair speech at the Republican's nominating convention. Yet one thing was certain after Wednesday night's first debate between President Obama and Republican challenger Mitt Romney. Laugh all you want, but an empty chair would have fared better under the withering assault that Mitt Romney unleashed.

Romney Needs To Articulate His Plans For Dealing With Interest On Our Debt

So, here we are. It is four years after "Hope and Change". That slogan proved to only be more psychobabble from a babbling fool who rode the saying right into the White House.

Trying To Make The Barn Door Fly

We engineers have a saying: "Given enough thrust, even a barn door can fly." Now, one does not have to have a PhD in Aerospace Engineering to understand how non-aerodynamic a barn door is. But the saying is indeed true: if you strap a big enough engine (some call it a rocket) to a barn door, it will indeed fly. And by "fly" I mean careen haphazardly though the air leaving a trail of destruction in its wake as it slams into things at random.

Chicagoland: Useful Idiocy On Display

Eventually liberalism turns on itself and starts eating its own. Evil always does.

People of the Government, by the Government, for the Government?

Certain truths are undeniable. The sun will rise in the east and set in the west. If you plant a peach seed, you will get a peach tree and not an apple tree. Telemarketers will always call you, despite being on the national do not call list, as you are trying to sit down and eat dinner with your family. And, of course, liberals just don't get America.

GM’s Volt Powerless To Resist Market Forces

GM has announced that it is shutting down and retooling the plant making their Chevy Volt because they are sitting on a three-month backlog of proverbial ugly babies. That's right, GM has 6,500 of the boondoggles just waiting to be purchased.

Of Course I’m Intolerant, Aren’t You?

So, now that I've endured a week of intolerance at the hands of those who claim to be tolerant, those homosexual activists who are upset that I dared to support Chick-fil-A publicly last week, it's time to have a serious discussion about intolerance.

It’s The Muppet Show!  With Special Guest – Liberal Ideology!

So, The Jim Henson Company is upset that Chick-fil-A is a company that operates and promotes biblical principles, one of those principles being that marriage actually has a definition. Unfortunately, that definition does not account for man on man or girl on girl action. So, in response, for a crime against liberalism, toys featuring The Muppets will no longer be provided for the company's kid's meals.

Obama Ineligible For Presidency, Liberals Argue

I do so love the liberals that torture themselves every week by reading my articles. Last week, they got their panties in a bunch over how, by their own "logic", they are still supporters of race-based slavery. I went through their argument that because the Supreme Court makes a decision, that decision is automatically correct and just (i.e. Obamacare), and pointed out that Dred Scott was a Supreme Court decision that has never been overturned. Conclusion? Liberals must still support such heinous acts because of those facts. They then spent the next several days sending me all the typical vitriol that they can muster in hundreds of angry emails.

Obama Is Not For Anyone But Himself

There are a lot of fools out there. How do you spot these fools? Just ask them whether or not they think President Obama is "looking out for them" or not. If they answer yes and then proceed to tell you how they can't wait to vote for him in November, you have found yourself a fool.

Spending Money Like It’s Water

When most people think of the United States Department of Labor, they think of those people trying to make President Obama look good by manipulating employment data to show less than 8% unemployment before Election Day. But what few people know is that the USDoL also has a fairly large slush fund to delve into and toss pennies from heaven upon people they deem as worthy.

Dems Want To Give New Meaning To The Phrase “If It Moves, Tax It”

Ronald Reagan once said that it was fairly easy to sum up government’s view of how to handle the economy. “If it moves, tax it. If it keeps moving, regulate it. And if it stops moving, subsidize it,” Reagan said.

If The Old Media Were Still Relevant

With Mitt Romney, former governor of Massachusetts, now all but assured the GOP’s nomination for the Presidency, the left has spent no time at all doing what they do best. What they do best is distract. With the nation teetering on the brink of disaster, an economy that has not produced any net jobs since the President won election, a bloated government spending trillions of dollars more than it brings in and liberalism basically crushing the American dream, the left is interested in is whether or not they can make Mr. Romney look substantially worse than the failure currently residing in the White House.

Return of the Summer Socialists and Sunshine Terrorists!

Occupy Wall Street is back and gearing up for its latest round of attacks against America. Not surprisingly, the OWS crowd set May 1st, aka May Day, aka International Workers’ Day, aka a socialist holiday, to once again disrupt society and launch their spring offensive.

Why Do Liberals Feel Compelled To Apologize For Telling The Truth?

Al Armendariz, President Obama’s hand picked administrator for the EPA’s Region 6 office in Dallas, an academic with a radical environmentalist bent, has issued an apology. Previously, Armendariz had compared the EPA’s strategy of enforcement to terror campaigns conducted by the Romans. “It was kind of like how the Romans used to, you know, conquer villages in the Mediterranean. They'd go in to a little Turkish town somewhere, they'd find the first five guys they saw, and they'd crucify them.” The purpose was to make, “that town was really easy to manage for the next few years."

Myths About Taxes And The Rich Die Slowly

Facts are stubborn things. So, too, apparently, are the minds of certain individuals. These individuals usually, but not always, tend to lean to the left. This is so because in order to be an individual who believes in the power and glory of Big Government as one’s savior, it requires a mind so obstinate that facts simply cannot penetrate it. When facts attempt to enter a liberal’s mind it is the proverbial unmovable object (the liberal mind) meeting the equally proverbial unstoppable force (the facts).

President Obama Is No “Constitutional Scholar”

One of the biggest fabrications I regularly hear about our President is that he is a “Constitutional Scholar”. Yet time and time again the President repeatedly shows he knows absolutely nothing about the Constitution. Some people suspect that he really does know the Constitution but that he actively chooses to ignore what he knows because his knowledge, if put into practice, destroys the ability for his liberal agenda to be moved forward. I completely disagree. The man is clearly a “Constitutional Dullard”.