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Lance Thompson

Lance Thompson is a freelance journalist.

Most Recent Articles by Lance Thompson:

The Letter O

In his upcoming book "Ten Letters," Eli Saslow, a reporter for the Washington Post, informs readers that President Obama has staffers select ten out of the hundreds of letters he gets each day to provide a representative sampling of American public opinion.
- Monday, October 24, 2011

Occupy Busch Stadium

-Satire The Occupy movement widened significantly today with the formation of "Occupy Busch Stadium," an ad-hoc group dedicated to redistributing the wealth, opportunity and rewards of professional sports.
- Monday, October 10, 2011

Palin the Pushover

Media commentator and best-selling author Laura Ingraham, whom I admire, respect and ordinarily agree with, spoke with a Sarah Palin supporter on her Thursday radio show. Ingraham cooled the caller's enthusiasm by making the point that a Palin candidacy is what the left hopes for above all else, since Palin would presumably alienate the independents who are abandoning Obama in droves. This reasoning is faulty and self-defeating.
- Thursday, September 8, 2011

Poles apart

The debt ceiling tug of war is unlikely to be satisfactorily resolved. The reason is that Republicans and Democrats have divergent views of the private economy, and that difference will always prevent compromise. Both parties understand that the private economy is the source of all wealth. Republicans take this position openly; Democrats will never admit it in public. Democrats justify massive government spending by calling it "stimulus," "job creation," or "investment," but they know that all the money government spends comes from the private sector. The government does not create wealth–it can only consume it.
- Sunday, July 31, 2011

Crisis Management

"You never want a serious crisis to go to waste," is the philosophy of ex-Obama chief of staff and White House arm twister Rahm Emanuel. During the reign of Obama, this tactic has been used repeatedly to justify government overspending, overreaching, and overtaxing.
- Friday, July 22, 2011

Hitting the (Debt) Ceiling

Negotiations continue in D. C. about raising the debt ceiling. We’ve heard all the numbers, and if you’re like me, trillions, billions, and multi-millions eventually lose all meaning. So I thought I’d take a crack at simplifying the issues.
- Wednesday, July 13, 2011

Palin’s End Run

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The mainstream media have indignantly reported on Governor Sarah Palin’s barnstorming "One Nation" bus tour across the Eastern United States with sputtering speculation, crafty criticism, risible ridicule, and, as usual, insufficient insight. The reason for the media apoplexy is simple. Palin is the first potential national candidate to successfully demonstrate that today’s news organizations are yesterday’s news.
- Wednesday, June 1, 2011

The Obama’s big hopes of reforming the Human Rights Council from within are in shreds

For centuries, conventional medical wisdom held that ailments ranging from diabetes and gout to epilepsy and insanity could be successfully treated using the scientific technique known as phlebotomy. This is commonly known as bloodletting, or drawing blood from a patient to release the sickness. The technique is as old as ancient Greece, and was commonly used in Europe and North America well into the 19th Century.
- Thursday, April 21, 2011

Rethinking Assassination

Since 1976, it has been the policy of the United States not to target enemy leaders. In order to comply with this policy, and still confront the enemies of this nation, we have had to mount invasions, liberate countries, wage wars and commit our nation’s blood and treasure for indefinite periods all over the world. Reversing the policy would make the United States and the free world much safer.
- Tuesday, April 5, 2011

Hindsight and Blindsight

In hindsight, all victories look inevitable. But for the participants, it is much more as the Duke of Wellington described his triumph over Napoleon at Waterloo: "the nearest run thing you ever saw in your life." The truth is that no one can foretell the outcome of any contest. Yet many pretend prognosticators, who would gladly have us believe that Ronald Reagan’s election in 1980 was preordained, are already telling us that Sarah Palin is unelectable in 2012. Such revisionism and fortune-telling are mutually refuting.
- Monday, March 21, 2011

Obama’s Private Sector Jobs Program

Many have been critical of the Obama administration’s favoritism toward public over private jobs. Trillions have been shoveled into the insatiable maw of government service, while taxation and regulation have strangled private sector employment. However, a new edict from the Justice Department promises a significant boost to private sector workers–particularly lawyers.
- Monday, March 7, 2011

DNI: Doesn’t Name Islamists?

"Intelligence" can be defined as an individual’s capacity to gather and apply knowledge, a measurement of understanding and wisdom, or strategic information deemed valuable to a corporate or government entity. In our country, the efforts of all intelligence agencies–foreign, domestic and military--are coordinated and supervised by the Director of National Intelligence (DNI), James Clapper. The DNI is the top advisor from the intelligence community to the president. Mr. Clapper demonstrated on 10 February an astounding lack of qualification for his job, and failure in all three definitions above.
- Thursday, February 10, 2011

Egypt Steps on the Gas

The recent Islamist uprising in Egypt is sending shock waves throughout the world, and it is still unclear what the final effects will be. But Egypt has made one conclusion very clear. The energy policy of the United States is short-sighted, ineffective, and dangerous.
- Wednesday, February 2, 2011

Incoming

This week, Washington’s political balance of power will shift when the Republicans establish a decisive majority in the House of Representatives, and erase the filibuster-proof Democrat majority in the Senate. Conservatives hope this means a major course change for the ship of state, but we are waiting to be convinced. In that regard, let me offer some unsolicited advice for the Republicans in Congress.
- Friday, December 31, 2010

Deliverance by A Thousand Cuts

It’s hard to tell what course Washington will steer from the actions of the lame duck Congress. The fact that several Republican Senators failed to back an earmark ban (while several of their Democrat colleagues did vote for such a ban) makes one uneasy. But there’s no doubt the new Congress and the old president will have to make some painful budget decisions if the economy is to be revived. An obvious target is entitlement programs.
- Friday, December 3, 2010

Put Up or Put Up With It

We are now several days past the biggest Republican comeback since--well--since there were Republicans. Several important changes have been made, but at least one attitude adjustment is still required.
- Thursday, November 11, 2010

Up The Establishment

The media have focused on the growing rift between new conservative stars and their Tea Party backers versus the old guard establishment Republicans. This difference has been highlighted in races in Florida (Marco Rubio over Charlie Crist), Alaska (Joe Miller over Lisa Murkowski), and most recently Delaware (Christine O’Donnell over Mike Castle). In each case, a conservative outsider has overcome long odds to beat an experienced but more moderate candidate backed by the Republican establishment. This trend shows every indication of continuing.
- Thursday, September 23, 2010

Oval Office Reversals

imagePresident Obama must be frustrated. No matter what position he takes on the 13-story mega-mosque to be built next to the hallowed ground of the 9/11 terrorist attack (and he’s taken as many positions as possible), none of them seems to satisfy everyone. Obama first came out four-square behind the mosque and the rights of the radical imam who wishes to build a monument to radical islam at the site of its greatest desecration. Later, Obama clarified that he was only defending the constitutional right to freedom of religion, not the wisdom of building the mosque.
- Tuesday, August 17, 2010

Uniform Misconduct

Lily Tomlin once said about Hollywood, “No matter how cynical you get, you never can keep up.” The same sentiment applies to the Obama administration. Few of its harshest detractors could even imagine the depths to which this government has stooped to remain in power. Very few would have imagined that the President’s administration would encourage lawbreaking to disenfranchise Americans in uniform. Yet, according to two Department of Justice officials, that is now official policy.
- Tuesday, August 3, 2010

Protected Status

No government is supposed to play favorites, but in fact, they all do. The reality of evolving government policy is that some entities are treated better than others. One can determine the priorities and preferences of a government by which entities it favors and which it punishes. The Obama administration, judging from the entities is favors, is clearly a champion of those who mean us harm.
- Friday, July 16, 2010

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