In a further erosion of our American traditions and holidays, Lowe's Hardware stores has decided that they aren't in the business of selling Christmas trees anymore. They have decided, instead, that the big seller for 2007 will be the erstwhile "Family Tree" -- that Christmas thingie being so gauche and offensive and all, you see. In fact, in their 2007 holiday catalog, Lowes uses the word Christmas a grand total of two times. And on their website, the tree listings all avoid the word in their descriptions.
Take a look at the first page of their "Family Tree" section in their new print catalog:
- Thursday, November 15, 2007