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Kelly O'Connell

Kelly O'Connell is an author and attorney. He was born on the West Coast, raised in Las Vegas, and matriculated from the University of Oregon. After laboring for the Reformed Church in Galway, Ireland, he returned to America and attended law school in Virginia, where he earned a JD and a Master’s degree in Government. He spent a stint working as a researcher and writer of academic articles at a Miami law school, focusing on ancient law and society. He has also been employed as a university Speech & Debate professor. He then returned West and worked as an assistant district attorney. Kelly is now is a private practitioner with a small law practice in New Mexico.

Most Recent Articles by Kelly O'Connell:

Joe Biden's Crisis of Incontinence

Joe Biden's Crisis of Incontinence

Recent internet hijinks portray Joe Biden across the ocean in various scenes displaying an unrestrained gastrointestinal tract in gross violation of the social contract. Biden went to the Vatican and allegedly  soiled himself during his visit with the Pope, and had to change his suit. Then, Biden met Prince Charles and wife Camilla who afterward ironically commented that Joe had indelicately passed a superfluity of methane at the COP26 Climate Summit in Glasgow.

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- Monday, November 8, 2021

GOP Must Punish Dem Criminals After Return to Power

GOP Must Punish Dem Criminals After Return to Power

It’s getting time for Judgement Day. For all the wayward liberals. Yes, I understand that nobody likes an ominous scene or an angry person, always demanding retribution. But we can no longer abide all the illegal and evil deeds of the power mad and vindictive Democrats.

See Proverbs 17:15 “He who justifies the wicked and he who condemns the righteous, Both of them alike are an abomination to the Lord.”
- Saturday, November 6, 2021

SHATTERED: Clinton Minion McAuliffe Loses VA Gov Race

VA GOV: Terry McAwful’s Racist Anti-Trump Campaign Free Falls to Death

In an astounding setback, former VA governor and Bill Clinton money-man Terry “McAwful” McAuliffe was trounced by unknown GOP Glenn Youngkin in the VA Nov 2 race. An increasingly panicky McAwful stumbled while admitting VA parents had no status regarding their children’s education. In an age of outrageous Dem race-baiting, disillusioned VA voters rejected statism and mentally incompetent Joe Biden’s disastrous reign.

- Friday, November 5, 2021

What Happens Now for Dems After VA Election Disaster?

What Happens Now for Dems After VA Election Disaster?

Liberals tremble pondering VA Dem Governor candidate 'McAwful' McAuliffe being cornered, neutralized and discarded like a gopher trapped underground with a water hose blasting his hole. But what does yesterday's results in NJ & VA mean? And what does the future now hold for Democrats? The future is not bright for reasons elucidated here. 

First, there is now fated to be many more election nightmares for Dems in formerly solid liberal zones. The reason is simple. First, the American people are scared, confused and angry at Democrat choices since Joe Biden shambled into office. This results from the lunatic left being let off their chains and allowed to roam free.

- Thursday, November 4, 2021

Why is AG Merrick Purposefully Destroying His Own Reputation?

Why is AG Merrick Purposefully Destroying His Own Reputation?

*WARNING--THE FOLLOWING ANALYSIS IS UNNERVING*

For every one of the Biden Administration's incompetent officials offering poorly made decisions and subsequent disasters--there is a reason behind the madness. Realize that leftists are convinced they can't achieve power without subterfuge, dissembling and man-made catastrophes. Their idea of total government domination, already rejected by General George Washington and the Colonists, has no support in USA. So, to win they joyfully launch a strategic coup, engaging in what they believe is the most sacred act of leadership--revolution. The chess playing of Marx pitted against the checkers of Adam Smith, goes their theory.

- Tuesday, November 2, 2021

America Better Off Under Biden or Trump?

America Better Off Under Biden or Trump?

Put aside your personal tastes and opinions for just a moment. Now, can you answer whether America is better off under Joe Biden? Be specific. All your points must be measurable, not vague, inchoate or unmeasurable. In what ways are Americans better off? Now, can you name any ways that the US is worse off? If you are struggling with TDS, write two columns and turn this into a decision tree. And then make a choice.

- Thursday, October 21, 2021

Transport Secretary Pete Buttigieg: Side Splitting Symbol of Woke Dem Slapstick

Transport Secretary Pete Buttigieg: Side Splitting Symbol of Woke Dem Slapstick

In an unintentional comedy masterstroke, Transport Secy Peter Pan spent the last two months home with a newborn child he adopted with his husband -- and nobody noticed. Of course, one can assume it's a newborn, but neither could be pregnant, and therefore could not verify its birth date. This just so happened during one of the nation's worst transportation crises as thousands of ships pile up overflowing with shipping containers in our harbors. But anyone who moved faux conservative Bill Kristol to label one critic a ‘Repulsive Bigot' -- must be special indeed.

- Tuesday, October 19, 2021

Forced Beliefs are Backfiring on the Left

Forced Beliefs are Backfiring on the Left

Dictating Private Thoughts: It is one thing to pass general laws against known evils, like Theft or Murder. Every successful culture has such a code. But when a decided minority attempts to codify and enforce their own personal morality, all hell is bound to break loose. Such forced internal beliefs, as opposed to a criminal code for conduct, is satanic and must be shattered.

- Tuesday, October 19, 2021

Marxist Chaos Theory: Biden’s Presidency, An Unending Series of Catastrophes

Marxist Chaos Theory: Biden’s Presidency, An Unending Series of Catastrophes

Biden’s Hill of Beans:

Whether Joe Biden’s theory of governance is tragic, comedic, or some odd combination depends upon the viewer’s sense of the absurd. Yet, would anyone be shocked if odd Joe were a member of a cult? Say, the ancient worship of Greek Cyamites, also known as the “God of Beans”? At least Biden would then have an excuse for always being full of legumes and regularly belching gas towards brainwashed listeners. But to the contrary -- Pythagoras, with his hatred of beans, would have loathed this administration. But let’s not dither...

- Saturday, October 16, 2021

US Government Devolving Into Templar-Like Cult Seeking Pure Power

US Government Devolving Into Templar-Like Cult Seeking Pure Power

In recent days, Joe Biden’s desultory performance as leader of the free world led to widespread repudiation, precipitated by abandonment of Afghanistan. Strangely, as his own influence wanes, a disreputable cadre appears, aka his mentally challenged cabinet. They descend like a pack of mad, foam-lipped dogs tearing into the Constitution and our Rights, aided by various Democrat lackeys.

The sense of a burgeoning cult is undeniable, where American values are daily trampled and replaced by baffling degradations, and insults fly at any who resist. Biden is just an enfeebled pseudo-religion character, making Templar like devolutions into a non-Christian heresy, fortified by astounding greed for absolute power. Democrats are untroubled by this descent into madness, a ship of fools set off to find utopia, sailing into infamy and destruction.

- Thursday, October 7, 2021

It's Tom Brady’s Rime of the Ancient Mariner as Current Buccaneer King

Let's Celebrate Brady's American Greatness

I’ll assume there is a lot of Brady hatred out there and I do understand it. In fact, I myself used to be indifferent to Tom Terrific. But overall, he’s achieved something special. And, tonight Tom Brady beat his old team the Patriots against evil-genius Bill Belichick, whom owner Bob Kraft recently called the biggest A-**** he ever met.

And it was in Boston in the rain and very emotional for a lot of people. Now, for the anti-Brady clan it was full of hatred. Others could care less but there were a lot of Brady fans who wanted to see a shootout with the young prince in waiting -- Mac Jones, and it didn’t disappoint -- it was a hell of a game. (highlights)

- Tuesday, October 5, 2021

The Fifth Column & America's Assault From Leftists, Inside & Out

The Fifth Column & America's Assault From Leftists, Inside, OutDespite -- or perhaps because of -- an unbroken parade of disasters, leftists always carefully lay out plans for future supremacy as if they must only persuade tribal aborigines of the germ theory. But if it's a failed theory, why is socialism a perennial favorite? Despite a demand for "fairness," the most evocative aspect of socialism is its claim of being secret knowledge realized by a few, a gnostic treasure. This alone guarantees support by cultural esthetes and would-be elites, groups who claim their intelligence and education proves the substance of their beliefs. But their relentless addiction to failure means Marxists will never be held in universal esteem. Just ask Joe Biden after Afghanistan. 
- Tuesday, October 5, 2021

Does Sudden Spike in World Volcanic Eruptions Signal An End of Days?

Does Sudden Spike in World Volcanic Eruptions Signal An End of Days?

Glancing at the title, "Largest Underwater Eruption Ever Recorded Gives Birth to Massive New Volcano," tends to capture one's imagination. But it's not just one eruption, but an apparent host of fiery activity across the globe that seems unusually symbolic. Three in Alaska, Hawaii's main island, Caribbean eruptions and a massive conflagration giving vent in the Canary islands. So, one must ask -- Does this sudden fiery global display correlate to a biblical prophecy, or does it portend a secular catastrophe? 

Currently in the Canary Islands, a Spanish principality on the upper west coast of Africa, a massive volcanic eruption threatens the entire beach community of La Palma. Here, after belching up constant streams and fountains of molten rock, the lava finally pushed to the sea where water trades form into endless steam explosions. Overall, the cacophony is deafening, as those burned out of homes depart, while townsfolk scurry about, with haunted, sleepless eyes darting around the deserted streets.

- Saturday, October 2, 2021

America Quickly Losing its Societal Mind as Absurd Contradictions Signal Certain Death

America Quickly Losing its Societal Mind as Absurd Contradictions Signal Certain Death

American Greatness: America’s original focus on faith and logic were tied to our greatness, as the foundation of a rational God became core for a linear society, seeking fairness and prosperity. But now every variety of contradiction, neuro-sickness and hypocrisy is extolled by liberals. Their Democrat Party, like an aged grand yacht, sinks aflame as they rage on the decks, dashing to and fro in ecstatic madness, while submerging into oblivion. And as we watch, Joe Biden as a Mad Captain Ahab and Nancy Pelosi as fatally compromised Queen Jezebel encapsulate our plight.

- Thursday, September 30, 2021

Joe Biden Must be Impeached, While Aftermath Remains Uncertain

Joe Biden Must be Impeached, While Aftermath Remains Uncertain

A fiery political advocate or crazed humanistic zealot are unfit for elected office. This explains why both Biden & Pelosi's self-righteous tenures are pompous failures. Instead, what's needed is a different kind of personality who appears to be fading away -- the Statesman. In considering history's great leaders, the past is littered with mad partisans utterly convinced they owned the secret blueprint of the universe. 

Instead, all of these prejudiced souls either birthed failed revolutions, or died trying -- at enormous cost to their societies. For example, Joe Biden ignored his generals while leaving Afghanistan which will cost perhaps hundreds of thousands of their lives, including Americans. He must be impeached -- even if Kamala is untenable. Sadly, if Biden's impetuous folly proves anything, it's that he doesn't care about the suffering or lives of American citizens or allies. Baleful.

- Thursday, September 30, 2021

Dog the Bounty Hunter, Shameless Glory Hound, Professional Pest

Dog the Bounty Hunter, Shameless Glory Hound, Professional Pest

Does it really take a media hambone to track down a reprobate? In an unforgettable bit of cable theatrics -- Dog, the Bounty Hunter stood in front of a stranger's house knocking for 2 minutes, then stated, "I need to speak to the father. I need to ask him where his son is. Is he in there?" Dog told the UK DailyMail he's "given himself a six-week deadline to find the fugitive - ahead of Brian's 24th birthday in November." Dog, aka Duane Chapman, claims he is donating his services and seems to believe he "owed it to the Laundries" to contact them during their hour of need. He said, "I will find him."

- Monday, September 27, 2021

What Did Brian Laundrie & Attorney Talk About?

What Did Brian Laundrie & Attorney Talk About?

After Brian Laundrie left Wyoming, he was in a bad way. At some point, he informed his parents that Gabby Petito was not with him driving back. Whether Brian also informed his parents, Christopher and Roberta Laundrie, of her death, he undoubtedly explained he had a serious problem and didn’t know what to do. Mr. and Mrs. Laundrie then contacted a New York lawyer, Steve Bertolino. They eventually met Thursday, , Sept 23, 2021, in Orlando, Florida  to discuss the case.

- Sunday, September 26, 2021

Police Failure: Brian Laundrie Should Have Been Charged by Utah, Wyoming and Florida

Police Mistakes in Gabby Petito Case

Have massive mistakes by Utah, Wyoming and Florida police compromised an investigation into the murder of Gabby Petito? In fact, all involved police agencies missed a chance to charge or arrest Brian Laundrie and foil his escape. But what if Brian couldn't be charged with murder, yet? That's not the issue. In fact, one hallowed police strategy to trip up a serious criminal is by filing a smaller charge. Think -- Al Capone's prosecution for tax evasion, who then died in prison.

- Friday, September 24, 2021

Is Brian Laundrie in Caribbean?

Gabby Body Found: Cause of Death -- Homicide

Brian in Caribbean?

Gabby Petito’s body was finally found in the Grand Teton Park area, while her former fiance’ is on the lam in Florida, or elsewhere? Here are a few opening thoughts. First, it’s tragic that police in Utah did not make an arrest when they pulled the couple over as it may have triggered Gabby to abandon her creepy boyfriend. Second, while Brian Laundrie is missing, he may well be dead, either by misadventure via drowning or 'gators. Or, in a burst of paranoia and self-pity, he may have killed himself. Or is crafty Brian Laundrie happily relocated to the Caribbean, starting his free life over?

- Thursday, September 23, 2021

Permanent Screw-ups: Why Democrats Think Everything They do is Morally Correct

Permanent Screw-ups: Why Democrats Think Everything They do is Morally Correct

What is wrong with Democrats? Well, how much time do you have? The key issue is Dem’s lawless and manic decisions, threatening America in the name of their own petty goals. Leftism proposes that radical politicians can also represent everyday Americans. But the average American wants a stable and well-paying job, low inflation, cheap energy, police protection, and strong resistance to foreign enemies. But leftists will sacrifice any and all of the above to maneuver America into a weakened posture to therefore pursue their dream -- an international utopian superstate. For example, how does allowing 2.5 million unvetted illegals immediate entry directly help the USA?

- Wednesday, September 22, 2021

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