Delusional Crockett Thinks Republicans Like Her

Self-delusion is rarely a positive thing. Mind you, there are instances when it can be used temporarily to “psyche yourself up.” Some famous athletes use it before big games, creating scenarios in their minds that allow them to overperform.

Enter Democrat gutter rat Jasmine Crockett

In those situations, the deception is intentional and aims for a specific outcome. Every day, self-delusion, on the other hand, hinders personal growth and development, resulting in poor decision-making and potentially damaging relationships. In more severe cases, self-delusion may manifest as symptoms of mental illness, such as paranoid delusions or body dysmorphic disorder, which can significantly affect mental health and well-being.

Enter Democrat gutter rat Jasmine Crockett, who takes self-delusion and rudeness to previously unscaled heights. If the terms F*ck Off or F*ck You could win elections, she would be a front-runner in the dog-catcher race.

Yes, Crockett believes that treating people like dirt and demonstrating nightmarish manners under all circumstances are enviable traits. She actually believes that acting like an animal makes her likeable.

In an interview with former CNN host Jim Acosta (Remember him?), Crockett, in a delusional haze, made the claim that Republicans “Really like me.” The truth is that any rational person despises her; the sparkle that she sees in conservatives' eyes is the joy they feel that she is a Democrat.

Crockett is the opposite of the idiom “If you can’t beat them, join them.” Crockett can’t beat anyone, and no one wants to join her. She represents the very worst not only of politics but of society. Yet in her narcissistic mind, she sees herself as something special.

Meanwhile, back here on earth, no one cares what you think

“Republicans poll all the time, and I have no idea what all is happening in their polling, but I can tell you in real life that I’ve had a number of Republicans approach me as they see me out and they say, ‘Hey, I just wanted to let you know that I really like you. Like we come from completely different parties, but I believe that you are fighting for the people. I believe that you are trying to do what is best for all of us.”

She then added that Republicans disagree with the way she:

“gets there, but agree with your fight, and I think that what’s scary for them is this idea that it’s not just say black folk that are listening to me, right? Or it’s not just like super liberal folk, it’s this idea that, you know, people who even aren’t Democrats would actually listen to what I have to say.”

Sure, they would.

In your delusional mind, the world is waiting with bated breath for your next utterance.

Meanwhile, back here on earth, no one cares what you think, because you have proven time and time again that you rarely do. In fact, the only thing anyone finds amazing about you is that you managed to get elected in the first place.

That said, conservatives don’t want you to change a thing. We love that your entire vocabulary consists of George Carlin’s seven words you can’t say on TV, and that you have the charm of a root canal.

No, real conservative Republicans don’t like you for who you are, and they don’t respect your political views, but what they do like is that misfit twerps like David Hogg think you are the future of the Democratic Party.

We can only hope.

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Milt spent thirty years as a sales and operations manager for an international manufacturing company. He is also a four-time published author on a variety of subjects. Now, he spends most of his time researching and writing about conservative politics and liberal folly.