I Wanna Be a Congressman!

By News on the Net —— Bio and Archives February 14, 2010

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Can I run for Kennedy's seat? I'm a drunk, I use illegal drugs, and I go for drives when I'm asleep.

I should be qualified, right? Please call me at xxx-xxx-xxxx and ask for Joe. I wanna be a congressman. Will someone in New Hampshire please call me? Please? Gary