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The “October Surprise,” it turns out, was actually about the Demise of Julian Assage, and the continued viability of Hillary Rodham Clinton!

October Surprise: There Is NO Surprise!


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By —— Bio and Archives October 4, 2016

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Millions of reasonable Americans who harbor deep, bitter resentment against Democrat presidential candidate Hillary Clinton, crawled out of bed in the wee hours of Tuesday morning in eager anticipation of being treated to heart-stopping disclosures about criminal acts committed by Hillary Clinton that would surely put an immediate end to her ill-advised bid for the presidency scheduled to be decided on at the polls on Tuesday, November 8. No one knew for sure exactly what to expect, only that a weird- looking fellow named Julian Assage, patriarch of an equally weird underground organization called WikiLeaks, had promised that once his secrets about Hillary Clinton had been leaked, she would be immediately taken into custody by law enforcement followed shortly thereafter by her abrupt withdrawal from the presidential sweepstakes.
Obama-weary conservatives waxed optimistic that Hillary's demise would result in congressional action to award the White House keys to the lone standing candidate, the irrepressible and hardly humble Republican, Donald J. Trump. Unfortunately for The Donald and his warriors, Julian Assage announced that he would release the Hillary dossier over a ten-week period. Just like that, Hillary's demise was put on hold and the Donald Trump inauguration balls were cancelled. The “October Surprise,” it turns out, was actually about the Demise of Julian Assage, and the continued viability of Hillary Rodham Clinton!



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John W. Lillpop is a recovering liberal. “Clean and sober” since 1992 when last he voted for a Democrat. For years, John lived in the San Francisco Bay Area, the very liberal sanctuary city which protects, rather than prosecutes, certain favored criminals.  John escaped the Bay Area in May and now lives in Pine Grove California where conservative values are still in vogue.

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