The Republican Establishment reaches the Event Horizon

event horizon noun: Astronomy. the boundary around a black hole on and within which no matter or radiation can escape. Origin: 
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Clearly this is a perfect metaphor of the Republican Establishments rush to dive into a political black hole of its own making. In what seems to be a last ditch effort to remain at the taxpayer buffet that Washington D.C. has become, the Republican Establishment, with the aid of the Chamber of Commerce and other big business lobbying firms, seems ready to go full thruster into the immigration reform black hole it has created. The astounding part is the fact that it either has absolutely no one at the controls that has a clue, or those in control haven’t a care that immigration reform is going to be without a doubt the 20-ton straw that will not only break the camel's back, it is going to crush and grind it into the pavement as well.

We can all debate the reasons why it has chosen political suicide. Some argue that the Republican Establishment's big business benefactors are paying them to push immigration reform so that by importing cheaper labor, big business can undercut the American worker by hiring immigrants at a lower wage, allowing for larger profits. Others argue that the Republican Establishment is pandering to Hispanic voters hoping to be able to purchase their loyalty and thus have a reliable block of voters that can compete with democrat's lock on the African American vote. Both arguments are most likely true. I suggest a third argument. The Republican Establishment has now concluded that its conservative base is beyond being able to be reconciled with. It is desperate to find replacements to make up for the number of conservative and libertarian-leaning voters leaving the Republican party in droves. Since the Tea Party movement's inception, the Republican Establishment has feared it from gaining a foothold in Washington D.C.. This has led to the Republican Establishment acting like angry territorial squirrels, wagging their tails and chattering in skittish rage because someone may ask them to share their horde of taxpayer acorns. Add to this its paranoia that someone may not only find out how they have come to amass such a huge taxpayer acorn stash, but they may also find acorns they have secreted away in other parts of the woods while no one was looking. Elected members of Congress and the Senate, supported by the Tea Party movement and its conservative base, have been targets of these paranoid blue-blood squirrels since they were elected. We now see the Republican Establishment has changed its primary schedule hoping to be able to give their preferred candidates an advantage by shorting the time a grassroots candidate has to fund raise and gain momentum. All of this has further alienated its conservative base. One has to conclude that considering all that has happened in the last few years the Republican Establishment has calculated that to be able to remain a viable force in Washington D.C. it desperately needs the Hispanic vote now; without it, their fiefdom in D.C. Is doomed. All these reasons are possible. It's the outcome that is certain if the Republican Establishment continues with its plan on immigration reform. Once it proposes any immigration reform that does not fully secure the border first, demand that current laws be executed as designed without condition, gives no protection or preference to immigrants already here illegally, and do all this in a solid no-loophole weasel-proof way it will have officially passed the event horizon into the black hole of obscurity.

Mike Henkins——Bio and Archives

A once fat man still smoking his pipe and living in Maine with two beautiful ladies of which he is lucky to call one wife and the other daughter.

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