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The time has come for a kid-safe hotdog


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By —— Bio and Archives March 5, 2010

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I see where there's a move afoot to reconfigure the hotdog because, in its traditional shape, it presents a choking hazard to small children.
Years ago, I suggested to a major wiener producer that a round, flat hotdog would be safer for kids and less messy for adults. I also suggested the name wiener-burger. I received no response to my suggestion. Maybe its time has come. William Bedford



William Bedford -- Bio and Archives | Comments

CFP “Poet in Residence” William Bedford was born in Dublin, Ireland, but has lived in Toronto for most of his life.  His poems and articles have been published in many Canadian journals and in some American publications.


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