So DOGE is only doing what many congresses were supposed to be doing over the past eighty years
Then January 20, 2025 came along. Within a few days we could tell things were being done differently, but most of us still had no idea what was about to happen. The big reveal was when Elon Musk’s wiz kids arrived at the Treasury Department and the USAID offices in the wee hours of the morning. Before the regular employees arrived, the DOGE gang had discovered and documented the labyrinth of back channels and dark caves of the federal gusher.
Those arriving for another day of bureaucratic drudgery while the presses printed more millions of checks were turned away from the door. Upper level managers were given notice and often escorted out of the buildings by US Marshals. A collective gasp went out across the Potomac swamp.
Protests were met by more firings and even more rapid DOGE raids on the stunned bureaucrats. Lists of outrageous payments began to emerge, becoming a tidal wave of revelations that have swept all opposition before it. These revelations continue on a daily basis, and have only begun. It’s bloody marvelous, glorious even.
Every day the spirits of the taxpayers soar to greater heights. Finally we are going to see something done about the outrageous fiscal disaster so carefully crafted over the decades. We’re watching it unfold every day, and the smiles of those who have been paying for it grow ever wider.
So DOGE is only doing what many congresses were supposed to be doing over the past eighty years. They were supposed to prevent this disaster from ever starting. There were many squandered opportunities to stop it over the years, but just look back to those who pushed another CR and who cried that reform was not worth shutting down the federal government for even an hour. Blame them. Blame all of them from both sides of the congressional aisles. Cheer on the heroes who have finally begun to bring accountability to the gruesome fiscal monster lying silently in the great swamp.
Today is the day of St. George and Beowulf and Henry V and Grant and Patton, bearing the sword of the Republic against those loathsome creatures who would weaken and finally kill it.
What days these are, and how blessed we are to live to see them. Next!