Endorsement? Sharpton says he'll flee the U.S. if Trump elected

I've yet to meet anyone, from any party, on any end of the political spectrum, who has even the tiniest amount of respect for Al Sharpton. I know they're out there, but I've never actually run across one of these people in real life. Still, he's one of the left's most prominent race-baiting standard bearers. If he hates you, it should serve as a pretty good indicator that you're a person worthy of respect. So, Donald Trump can't be too upset that the idea of a Trump presidential nomination has Sharpton concerned. Yesterday, Al "resist we much" Sharpton addressed attendees at a Center for American Progress Action Fund event. There he announced that the prospect of a Donald Trump filled him with such dread that he might just do us all a favor and leave the country should Trump prevail.

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"If Donald Trump is the nominee, I'm open to support anyone [else], while I'm also reserving my ticket to get out of here if he wins, only because he'd probably have me deported anyway," Sharpton said.

That's a good gag, but let's be honest. Trump wouldn't have Al deported - particularly when it would be so much more satisfying to have him arrested and jailed for tax evasion. Asked who he would endorse, Sharpton was non-committal. “I have not decided who I will support for president,” Sharpton said earlier this month, adding, “I think we are in the midst of a process, and that process has to be detailed policy and that process has to include collective gathering.” That makes sense, as Bernie Sanders is unelectable and Sharpton isn't sure Hillary Clinton is "quite" worthy of his trust. Let that sink in, Democrats. Al Sharpton doesn't trust Hillary. Al. Sharpton. Anyway, if you're not "Jiddy" about Trump, maybe the idea of Sharpton "self-deporting" is the nudge you need to push you over the edge.