Mouth Breathing Jasmine Crockett Must Love The Way Her Foot Tastes

Crockett recently decided to attack Melania Trump, A woman with more class in one of her clipped toenails than Crockett can conceive. After criticizing President Trump’s immigration policies during Wednesday’s House Judiciary Committee hearing, Crockett decided to make it personal by attacking his wife to try to project the GOP as hypocrites.

“Since we’re talking about integrity, I’m confused as to why my Republican colleagues aren’t talking about the lack of integrity when it comes to the president’s family’s visas, she bellowed.”

“Melania, the First Lady, a model, and when I’m talking about model, I don’t mean Tyra Banks, Cindy Crawford, or Naomi Campbell-level, applied for and was given an EB-1 visa, and what that stands for is an Einstein visa.”

Notice how the dimwitted Crockett tried to imply that Melania didn’t compare to the three airheads she mentioned. Then Crockett, who couldn’t spell CAT if she was spotted the C and the A, brought up another name she can’t spell, Einstein.

The ghetto queen then vomited this ignorance, … y’all:

“Now, y’all that don’t know, let me tell you how you receive an Einstein visa. You’re supposed to have some sort of significant achievement, like being awarded a Nobel Peace Prize or a Pulitzer, being an Olympic medalist, or having other sustained extraordinary abilities and success in sciences, arts, education, business, or athletics.”

“Last time I checked, the first lady had none of those accolades under her belt. It doesn’t take an Einstein to see that the math ain’t mathin’ here.”

No, moron, you “ain’t mathin here.”

Another leftist fruitcake, Cato Institute’s Alex Nowrasteh, a self-described "radical" advocate for open borders to and from the United States, was testifying at the hearing, tried to interject some idiotic humor by saying:

“Not everybody could marry Donald Trump, and I think that’s quite an achievement, so I think she deserves credit for that. Nobody up here could have done it!”

The lamebrained Crockett responded: “You sure are right, I couldn’t have done it.”

Melania moved to the United States in 1996 on a tourist visa, which was later changed to a work visa as she began her modeling career in New York City. In 2001, she received her Einstein visa, four years before marrying Donald Trump.

The Einstein visa recognizes individuals with extraordinary abilities in the sciences, arts, education, business, or athletics, achieved through sustained national or international acclaim.

The candidate then must fit three of the ten criteria as required by the U.S. government:

• Evidence of receipt of lesser nationally or internationally recognized prizes or awards for excellence
• Evidence of your membership in associations in the field that demand outstanding achievement of their members
• Evidence of published material about you in professional or major trade publications or other major media
• Evidence that you have been asked to judge the work of others, either individually or on a panel
• Evidence of your original scientific, scholarly, artistic, athletic, or business-related contributions of major significance to the field
• Evidence of your authorship of scholarly articles in professional or major trade publications or other major media
• Evidence that your work has been displayed at artistic exhibitions or showcases
• Evidence of your performance of a leading or critical role in distinguished organizations
• Evidence that you command a high salary or other significantly high remuneration in relation to others in the field
• Evidence of your commercial successes in the performing arts

After Crockett’s rant, an old New York Times article gained popularity. It turns out the liberal publication interviewed several lawyers in 2018 while investigating Melania’s “Einstein” status.

OOPS, guess what? Most thought she deserved the visa.

Atlanta lawyer Marshall Cohen, who specializes in EB-1 visas, stated to the Times that he would have gladly accepted Melania as a client without hesitation.

Crockett is the type of lowlife candidate the Democrats think are leaders. Look no further than the New York Primary for another example where a self-described socialist won their primary for an understanding of how far the jackass party has fallen. The sad fact is that some people actually voted for these imbeciles.

The American public needs to look deep within themselves to stop falling for this ridiculous madness, but in Crockett’s case, that won't be hard to do.