Net Neutrality Repealed, Left Loses Its DAMN MIND

In an event that marked the end of Western civilization and the simultaneous destruction of capacity for human happiness, the FCC voted 3-2 to end net neutrality on Thursday. Immediately, Leftist Twitter leapt to the worst possible conclusions:

Twitter: $14.99/month
Snapchat: $9.99/month
Youtube: $19.99/month
Netflix: $9.99/per movie
Google: $1.99/per search

If you don't want to pay extra for your favorite sites you need to be supporting #NetNeutrality

— banksy (@thereaIbanksy) December 13, 2017

Senator Chuck Schumer (D-NY), whose state is covered with toll roads, tweeted this:

If #NetNeutrality is eliminated, the Internet may start to resemble a toll road, with the highest bidders cruising along private “fast lanes” while the rest of us inch along a single, traffic-choked public lane.

— Chuck Schumer (@SenSchumer) December 14, 2017

Senator Chuck Schumer (D-NY), whose state is covered with toll roads, tweeted this:-- More...