Note to debate moderators: Hillary is incensed that you'd ask her about dropping out if she's indicted

Dear Democratic debate moderators, You may not be aware of this, but Hillary Clinton is infallible. She enjoys a level of perfection - both morally and factually - that rivals the most pious members of the world's great religions. Her honesty, integrity, and honor are unassailable. She's a bit like Pope John Paul II, Mother Teresa, Buddha, and Abraham Lincoln all rolled into one.

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The fact that one of you would have the temerity to impugn her fine character is simply disgusting. How. Dare. You. It's not just that Hillary has "done no wrong." No, sir. It's that she's a paragon of virtue and grace who is utterly and completely incapable of doing wrong. So, when you ask her egregious, unprofessional, and frankly insulting questions like "Will you drop out of the race if you're indicted," you have earned your position as the target of her fury. ....And I don't want to hear anyone talking about how the following clip shows that she's rattled, unstable, crack under the pressure, obviously hiding something, or in a state of deep - almost trance-like - denial. Her outrage at your sick line of questioning about the fact that she's the subject of a criminal FBI investigation is completely justified. Sincerely, The Decent People of Planet Earth.

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