Senator Winfrey?

It what can only be called a piece of speculative writing, an Associated Press reporter recently opined that maybe Oprah Winfrey would be the perfect placeholder senator for California if and/or when Dianne Feinstein finally realizes who and where she is, becomes infuriated with the vicious elder abuse she has been put through in the past year or so, channels her inner Cartman and says “Screw you guys – I’m going home!”

Or something else happens that leaves her seat vacant. ---More...