Sources tell us, the only way to stop illegals from pillaging, raping and killing legal citizens is to enact the death penalty
Other sources suggest the same penalty to bad stand-up comics, stupid dad jokes, and that evil irritant--spellcheck
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By Dag Barkley, CFP's Resident Cartoonist——Bio and Archives
Born beneath a loaf of ‘wry’ bread that took time to rise, Dag Barkley came into the world on the Fourth of July. A long-time patriot of the American flag-waving sort, his cartoons are about opening the eyes to what is happening in the world, one panel of sadly-true humor at a time.