We're Saved! Feds End Climate Change Threat by Turning CO2 into FUEL!

The U.S. Dept. of Energy (DOE) has discovered a way to turn every man, woman, child and flatulent cow on the planet into an energy source – and eliminate the threat of CO2-caused climate change in the process. The discovery could also land the researchers a Nobel Prize, an MIT-educated physicist tells MRCTV. The process emulates photosynthesis, the DOE explains in its announcement of the scientific breakthrough: