-- Satire After suffering self-inflicted wounds by gratuitously declaring that they were ashamed of President Bush while performing overseas in 2003, the ever politically-correct country all girl group the Twits were interviewed by Ace Reporter Hugh Betcha of the Mighty Canada Free Press this week. In an effort to remain relevant they explained their recent name changes. “We used to be the Dixie Twits as you know,” explained Hattie Lea Bumfus, leader of the group, “but someone suggested that being from Dixie was not cool or politically correct, so we immediately decided to try to remain relevant and cool by changing our name to Ditzy Twits. We sure do not want people to think we are racist, so we dropped ‘Dixie’. “Ditzy” seemed appropriate because we are all air heads and ditzes anyway, “she giggled.

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