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Hugh Betcha Interviews Former Dixie Twits Ditzy Twits/Twits



Hugh Betcha Interviews Former Dixie Twits Ditzy Twits/Twits-- Satire After suffering self-inflicted wounds by gratuitously declaring that they were ashamed of President Bush while performing overseas in 2003, the ever politically-correct country all girl group the Twits were interviewed by Ace Reporter Hugh Betcha of the Mighty Canada Free Press this week. In an effort to remain relevant they explained their recent name changes. “We used to be the Dixie Twits as you know,” explained Hattie Lea Bumfus, leader of the group, “but someone suggested that being from Dixie was not cool or politically correct, so we immediately decided to try to remain relevant and cool by changing our name to Ditzy Twits. We sure do not want people to think we are racist, so we dropped ‘Dixie’. “Ditzy” seemed appropriate because we are all air heads and ditzes anyway, “she giggled.
“Did the fact that you insulted President Bush in 2003, because he was from Texas have anything to do with the name change?” Hugh asked “Of course,” Natasha replied, “it is not cool for BLM supporters like us to associate with Bush or Texas and we are not rabid right wingers like they all are down there. Although we are from Texas we are liberal and relevant and not like the rednecks in Texas. Our main goal is to be the most politically correct country band ever.” “Why did you change the name once more to simply the “Twits?” “Well someone told us that being a ditz was uncool—especially since some of us are blondes—so we wanted to appeal to the women’s liberation movement and dropped the “Ditzy” from our name. Now we are simply known as the Twits,” she smiled. “You mean ‘Twits?’ defined by Webster’s as ‘silly annoying persons?’ Hugh inquired. “Oh we did not realize that,” she replied, “I will need to talk to the rest of the girls now. Maybe we need to think of another name, more politically correct and less offensive…like the Chicks1.”
  1. A demeaning informal reference to young girl. (Websters)

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Copyright © 2020 William Kevin Stoos
William Kevin Stoos (aka Hugh Betcha) is a writer, book reviewer, and attorney, whose feature and cover articles have appeared in the Liguorian, Carmelite Digest, Catholic Digest, Catholic Medical Association Ethics Journal, Nature Conservancy Magazine, Liberty Magazine, Social Justice Review, Wall Street Journal Online and other secular and religious publications.  He is a regular contributing author for The Bread of Life Magazine in Canada. His review of Shadow World, by COL. Robert Chandler, propelled that book to best seller status. His book, The Woodcarver (]And Other Stories of Faith and Inspiration) © 2009, William Kevin Stoos (Strategic Publishing Company)—a collection of feature and cover stories on matters of faith—was released in July of 2009. It can be purchased though many internet booksellers including Amazon, Tower, Barnes and Noble and others. Royalties from his writings go to support the Carmelites. He resides in Wynstone, South Dakota.


“His newest book, The Wind and the Spirit (Stories of Faith and Inspiration)” was released in 2011 with all the author’s royalties go to support the Carmelite sisters.”


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