After eight long, frustrating years of America bashing by left-wing zealots and mainstream media, a slight glimmer of hope has been spotted on the American landscape in the burbs of Cleveland, Ohio!
For it was there that, despite the wailing and gnashing of teeth by establishment Republican politicians, the Party of Abraham Lincoln chose an outsider to lead the party in the war for the freedom against presumptive Democrat nominee and corruption queen of the left, Hillary Rodham Clinton.