“Drink no longer water, but use a little wine for your stomach's sake and your often infirmities.” 1 Timothy 5:3
Believe it or not, the Bible is especially relevant where Washington politics is concerned. In this case Paul’s suggestion to Timothy is not to become a drunkard, but to add a small amount of the antioxidants found in red wine to his diet. In the same case, a bit of moderation would immensely useful in DC.